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Siobhan Finneran, the actress who plays the Countess' maid on Downton Abbey, showed up to Britain's National Television Awards in London looking super hot in a tight red dress, almost unrecognizable from her dour character O'Brien. More »
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Porn. Gang-rape. Bestiality. Feminism. An abusive marriage. Hepatitis. Liver failure. Violent death. Basically none of the aspects of Deep Throat's Linda Lovelace's life are particularly audience-friendly so it's a little weird that two films are clamoring to tell her tale. Hers is certainly a fascinating story, but can either one of these movies get it right? More »
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LONDON, ENGLAND - JANUARY 30: Reese Witherspoon attends the UK premiere of 'This Means War' at ODEON Kensington on January 30, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Images) More »
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We've all been hoping for the best for Demi Moore since her split from Ashton Kutcher, but she's definitely seemed a bit stressed of late. And now we've learned that she was rushed to the hospital last night for a substance abuse related issue. Oh no, Demi! More »
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A group of 72 students will graduate from The Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy on Saturday—the first graduating class of Winfrey's elite South African school. "I am one proud mama," she said of her girls. And she should be: Her school was among "just 544 out of some 6,500 South African schools whose entire graduating class passed national final year exams last year." Her students are headed for colleges all over Africa and the U.S., more than a dozen of them receiving full scholarships. Winfrey lunched on Friday with the graduates and will address the class at the ceremony on Saturday. More »
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In this modern age of stylists and glam squads and red carpet fashion reviews and internet commentary, everyone's a critic (including us). But it's worth noting that among the mobs of fashion police, it's practically sacrilegious to disparage anything Dolly Parton wears. We suspect this is because she's so fantastic that the peanut gallery cannot find it within themselves to hate on her. Nobody wants to genuinely critique or criticize Dolly Parton because she's universally loved for her unabashed tackiness. She rolls around in sequins, embellished lace, and waxy wigs like a pig in shit. More »
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The impending graduation of Glee's biggest stars and their constant talk of moving to New York led many to conclude that a Rachel/Kurt spinoff was in the works. However, Fox announced today that the show isn't happening. Fox entertainment president Kevin Reilly said: More »
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Although their run on reality television is over (for now) after The Real Housewives of D.C. was canceled last year, White House gate-crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi have managed to remain in tabloid headlines, captivating the nation with tales of their divorce that involve kidnapping, adultery, Journey, and a dead Doberman Pinscher. More »
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Research suggests that the global financial system would be in better shape if Wall Street's risk taking big swinging dicks were replaced with financially prudent big swinging vaginas; women, it seems, are better equipped to handle investment decisions without making a big mess of things. And the reason women make better investors than men? Their lady emotions. Quick, someone install 500 officially licensed Twilight fainting couches on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange! More »
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An investigation into the conduct of US Gymnastics coach Don Peters has concluded that his sexual misconduct with teenage gymnasts in the 1980's warrants a lifetime ban from the sport. He's also being removed from the US Gymnastics Hall of Fame. More »
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On one hand, we're practically beaten over the heads with the idea that eventually our ladygrapes are going to run out of juice. On the other, a poll suggests that women seem to be in mass denial of — or improperly educated about — the fact that fertility, like all things, must come to an end. How can the medical community make facts about infertility stick? Incessant nagging sure isn't working. More »
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The transgender man who became famous after posing for photographs while pregnant recently gave birth to his third child and has decided that he's about had his fill of having a uterus. More »
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Yesterday it came to light that Herman Cain, the Dr. Hibbert of the 2012 Republican Presidential field, was accused of sexually harassing two female employees who worked for the organization he headed during the 1990s. His campaign has admitted that Cain was accused, but vehemently insists the allegations were baseless. Has the damage already been done? Here's how Herman Cain can convince a skeptical America that the only thing perverted about him is his pervertedly dumb tax plan, and that the only inappropriate thing he's done was consider pizza-making relevant to political candidacy. More »
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London, Sept 18: A model walks down the runway during the Fashion East runway show at London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2012. (Photo by Ian Gavan/Getty Images) More »
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LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Models walk the runway at the Basso and Brooke show during London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2012 at The Old Sorting Office on September 16, 2011 in London, United Kingdom. (Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images) More »
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Taylor Armstrong—who was involved in a no-assets divorce with her estranged husband Russell before he committed suicide on August 15—is reportedly "struggling" to make ends meet. With no income, she is trying to figure out how to support her 5-year-old daughter, Kennedy, and where they are going to live. A "source" says, "She had plans to write a book before Russell committed suicide, but now she doesn't know what she is going to do." Could this be the same tell-all book Russell feared would expose his bisexuality and predilection for S&M? More »
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As you may be aware, Beyonce is pregnant with the seed of Jay-Z. After clutching her bump and coyly smiling on the red carpet — silently signaling to the world that she was either pregnant or bloated from hookworm — Beyoncé hit the stage at the VMAs and, before performing "Love on Top," said to the audience, "I want you to feel the love that's growing inside of me." HINT HINT. More »
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Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively, between riding on the teacups at Disneyland and taking trips around Europe and going on matching bicycle adventures on the streets of New York, have been discussing cohabitation. Specifically, he wants to move in with her, to show her he's serious. No word on her thoughts, but some speculate that the couple plans to follow the discussion by running toward each other across fields of daisies while classical music swells in the background, sharing a malt at a charming 50's diner, and laughing and holding hands on the Ferris wheel. [Contact Music]

Rihanna is spending money in foreign denominations like it's going out of style. She's rented a Mediterranean yacht for £200,000, is buying £3,000 a day on food and wine, and tipping people 100 Euros at a time! (Americans: with the dollar's exchange rate still not-excellent, that amounts to approximately $LOTS). RiRi has gotten her money's worth out of this vacation, filling her time with pantsless ocean swims, girl-on-girl sternum cuddling, and taking pictures wherein her and her friends flip off the camera. [Sun]

Brad Pitt saved a woman from being trampled by zombie extras on the set of World War Z. Next week's tabloid cover: BRAD'S NEW WOMAN! ANGELINA DEMANDS BRAINS! [HuffPo]

After only a week of doing it all over the place and then tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian and Mr. Kim Kardashian have returned. The Daily Mail says their post-nuptial vacation was more of a "minimoon." Why not just call it an "asteroid?" [Daily Mail]

Awful person Mel Gibson and the awful woman with whom he was in a custody battle have reached an agreement that their infant daughter will probably grow up to be sort of fucked up, and it won't be her fault because her jerk parents made sure the odds were stacked against her. [Yahoo]

And speaking of people fighting over babies, Halle Berry has emerged the victor in a custody dispute with ex Gabriel Aubrey. [TMZ]

Sofia Coppola is getting married in her ancestral Italian town, after being hit in the eye with the moon, in the fashion of a big pizza pie. [Yahoo]

Sarah Michelle Gellar is playing twins in her upcoming TV show and reportedly loves starring alongside herself. Unfortunately, the show isn't about a duo of vampire slayers in training to put the cast of True Blood out of its misery. [JustJared]

Tara Reid is really glad she got married, because that means that she can start a family and get fat by finally eating all of her pie costars. [Contact Music]

Liza Minelli doesn't plan on getting married again, but instead hopes to surround herself with a trio of kept men. More »
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The summer press tour for the Television Critics Association is currently in full swing, and CBS, The CW, and Showtime joined forces to throw a big party for its stars. Some celebs rose to the occasion, while others slumped into frump. More »
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The New York Times published a rather lengthy article this week about how Tareq and Michaele Salahi—the couple who starred on The Real Housewives of D.C. and "allegedly" crashed President Obama's first state dinner—are still trying to extend their 15 minutes of fame. Hold the phone—washed-up reality stars are still desperate to remain in the limelight!? What's next? The sun setting this evening? More »
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For their very first Hollywood red carpet event, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge chose BAFTA's Brits to Watch soiree. There they were greeted by the likes of impeccably-dressed Jennifer Lopez and Nicole Kidman, as well as Dana Delany, we seems to have lost her mind and/or eyesight.

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Denise Richards, 40, has adopted a baby girl—Eloise Joni Richards—domestically. Her daughters Sami, 7, and Lola, 6, chose the name for their new sister. "Denise and Eloise's big sisters couldn't be happier and feel incredibly blessed," says her rep. [People] More »
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Last night, the artsy fartsy crowd was a gas at Burberry's Serpentine Summer Party in London.

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Whether it was metallic fabric, Swarovski crystals, or paillettes, you could've gone blind from all of the glimmering.

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Last night, female tennis players and British celebs gathered in London to celebrate the WTA Tour Pre-Wimbledon Party while wearing some questionable outfits.

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The theme for last night's second annual amfAR Inspiration Gala was supposed to be "Black Tie/Hot Metal," but Ke$Ha showed up, so it was more "Black Tie/Hot Mess."

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is being sued over a drunken bar fight that occurred while filming the reality show on location in the Dominican Republic in February. In a lawsuit filed in Manhattan Supreme Court Teresa is accused of instigating a violent altercation after spraying champagne around the bar of the Moon Lounge at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino into the eyes of 53-year-old Yolanda Martinez. The suit claims that Martinez and her family politely asked Teresa and her party (which included her husband Joe, Caroline Manzo's sons Albie and Christopher and their friend Greg Bennett) to settle down, but instead got pummeled. Martinez's son-in-law Adolfo Arreola, his cousin Jason Gomez and other family members say they received a "savage beating," with Arreola suffering from severe facial injuries. More »
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Altovise Collier, 25, a former employee of Cindy Barshop's Completely Bare spa, filed a complaint with the State Division of Human Rights, claiming she was mistreated, verbally abused, and ultimately fired due to the color of her skin. Collier, a licensed aesthetician, applied for the job online and was interviewed by phone and says her employers didn't know her skin color until her first day on the job. As the only black beautician at the spa, Collier claims she was paid only half the salary she was promised, was the butt of jokes regarding her skin color, and was a victim of other employees' hazing. When Collier complained to Barshop, she was fired one week later. Barshop denies the charges and says Collier was fired "because of the quality of her work." More »
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Last night, Morgan Freeman was the recipient of the 39th AFI Life Achievement Award. His peers from the industry showed up to pay homage, some in appropriate ensembles and others, not so much.

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Last night, the CFDA Fashion Awards honored the year's best designers, which attracted celebrities and socialites, looking to make statements of their own. With everyone trying to aesthetically express themselves, the only real crime of fashion at this event was to be boring. More »
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Pink and her husband Carey Hart announced the arrival of their daughter Thursday, saying, via Twitter, "We are ecstatic to welcome our new beautiful healthy happy baby girl, Willow Sage Hart. She's gorgeous, just like her daddy." [People] More »
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For the Billboard Music Awards, the dresses of the evening were appropriately Vegas-looking, which in some instances was a good a thing. But not always.

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Aside from unfortunately patterned fabrics, the fashions weren't too bad at last night's premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theater. However, everyone on the red carpet was upstaged by a monkey. More »
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Director Lars Von Trier seemingly lost his shit when, at a press at the Cannes Film Festival for his film Melancholia, he declared himself a Nazi and Hitler sympathizer among things in a bout of verbal diarrhea that freaked out other members of the panel, before a moderator cut the event short. More »
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Most celebs dressed down for Saturday's day-long concert event at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, with varied results. More »
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According to court documents, Slade Smiley, boyfriend of Real Housewives of Orange County star Gretchen Rossi, owes $138,857.64 in unpaid child support for his 10-year-old son Grayson who suffers from a rare form of brain cancer leaving the child's mother strapped with insurmountable medical bills, exceeding $1 million. More »
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Weddings are about the future. So it's worth contemplating what Kate and William face in the short-term and in the long-term. It must be said at the outset that these sorts of forecasts, in retrospect, make their authors seem like idiots. This rule is especially true when an American writes about a British institution. More »
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After Glenn Beck graphically pretended to vomit on his radio show at the sight of Meghan McCain wearing a strapless dress in a recent skin cancer PSA, McCain is fighting back with an open letter to the notoriously douche-y pundit. More »
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We're not the typical demo for the Maxim Hot 100 list, because if we had penises we'd be men enough to buy a magazine with actual nudity to jerk off to. But since there must be clothing, and we must be ladies, we must judge what everyone is wearing. What lies ahead is not good, and we're not going to pretend it is. More »
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Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have been confirmed for Oprah's May 25 finale show. Other guests remain a mystery, but many suspect show favorites John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Will Oprah reveal that she's a secret Scientologist? More »
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