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Surely you have heard that we are blessed with not one but two horribly unfunny "comedies" opening this weekend: Mike Myers' The Love Guru and Get Smart starring Steve Carell. Myers, taking a cue from Adam Sandler earlier this year, has decided to put out the comeback comedy that absolutely no one was asking him to make. Some Hindu leaders have urged for a boycott of the film because it is insulting to the Hindu faith, but something tells us that Hindu leaders don't need to work that hard to scare away audiences from this film: Myers goes above and beyond to make this movie unappealing to anyone with the physical ability to laugh. And then there is Get Smart, a film remake of the classic '60s TV show. Although the film stars a cast more lovable than The Love Guru (no one can out-asshole a film that combines Myers, Justin Timberlake, and Jessica Alba) the film's jokes are destined to flop. Did we mention it was an uncalled-for remake? So which movie sucks more? The reviews, after the jump More »
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Before we critique clothes, there is something I must tell you: Jared the Subway Guy was at this premiere. Billed as "Actor Jared Fogle," no less. It was just a head shot so I can't comment on his duds. But I think we can all appreciate the implications of this. Anyway. Methinks you'll find the fashions as head-scratching as I did. Anne Hathaway, as usual, called her stylist's raison d'etre into question. I fell in love with an actor I've never heard of. Kevin "Hercules" Sorbo channeled… Something not good. Oh, and some dentist's daughter looked really cute. After the jump! More »
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Steve Carell on his kissing scene with The Rock in this summer's Get Smart: "The Rock has softer lips. I guess I could say that. He smells like strawberry shortcake. For me, that's why they call him The Rock. He rocks people's worlds." Strawberry shortcake is so hot right now! • Jack Black was all set to star in the comedy Man-Witch, about "a man who discovers he's a witch and heads off to teach at a female witch school," until he abruptly backed out of the project this week. Insiders say that Black was annoyed at director Todd Phillips (of Old School fame) for not being committed enough to the project. We think it's secretly because Black knows that Kung Fu Panda would beat the crap out of Man-Witch in a brawl.• Tila Tequila is taking credit for the legalization of gay marriage in California. "It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement," she told Us. This is really too idiotic for additional commentary. [AP via Towleroad, AP, Us] More »
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The reason your clothes get wrinkled. [Slate] More »
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