There is a Full House re-make in the works because Hollywood has officially run out of ideas.

According to Variety, Warner Bros. Television is in talks to revive the sitcom which has been resting comfortably in awkward clips and on Nick At Nite since the 90s. The re-runs pull in an average of 1.5 million viewers, most whom weren’t born when the show was initially on air from 1987 to 1995. So who's to blame for this renewed Tanner Family revival?

John Stamos.

Stamos is the guy pushing for DJ, Kimmie, Stephanie and Michelle’s reunion. Doesn’t he have yogurt to play with somewhere? Like the redux of Boy Meets World featuring changes you never wanted to know about the show’s original characters — like Corey’s distractingly pointy nose job — I’m afraid of what this Full House rebrand will bring but I’m sure that whatever it is, I don’t want it.