George Zimmerman, the gun waving lunatic who killed BUT DID NOT MURDER unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, is in the middle of a messy divorce. The latest allegation brought by his estranged wife is that once when he was mad at her, he nailed a bullseye riddled with bullet holes to her parents' house. "Yep, sounds about right," says America, nodding.
According to the New York Daily News, Shellie Zimmerman turned over the target practice-tested bullseye, which she found days after Zimmerman was kicked out of the house, to police. Back in September, Shellie claimed that her 30-year-old admitted killer acquitted murderer husband had threatened her with a gun, only to decide not to press charges.
(Side note: George Zimmerman is only 30?! Like, we'd have been in the same high school class? I'm in mild awe. It never occurred to me that someone that young could be that Republican. Imagine George Zimmerman when he's old! Old George Zimmerman will write in "TED NUGENT AND ZOMBIE CHARLTON HESTON DOUBLE TEAMING AN AK" on every ballot!)
Zimmerman has not commented on this development, nor has his beloved gun. But I'm sure we'll be hearing from the gun again soon.