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				Soccer referees are supposed to penalize players who curse at them. But they don't always &mdash; and a new study shows they're more likely to crack down on certain swear words than others.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5835861/referees-hate-it-when-you-talk-about-their-genitals" title="Click here to read more about Referees Hate It When You Talk About Their Genitals">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Aug 2011 16:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Woman Charged With Assault After Squeezing Boyfriend's Balls So Hard He Needed Surgery]]></title>
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				"The man felt 'extreme pain' and <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2015326507_seattle_woman_charged_with_att.html?syndication=rss">saw blood</a> on his groin area… Dr. Karen Jacoby told police that the man's wound looked like it was a 'knife injury.'"				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5812710/woman-charged-with-assault-after-squeezing-boyfriends-balls-so-hard-he-needed-surgery" title="Click here to read more about Woman Charged With Assault After Squeezing Boyfriend's Balls So Hard He Needed Surgery">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Jun 2011 18:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania could be a character on The Office &mdash; if they had a character who stuffs 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags, and pills in her vagina and then crashes a car. Bloated much?&hellip; [<a href="http://jalopnik.com/#!5784098/this-woman-crashed-a-car-with-54-bags-of-heroin-in-her-vagina">Jalopnik</a>]
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Mar 2011 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania could be a character on The Office &mdash; if they had a character who stuffs 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags, and pills in her vagina and then crashes a car. Bloated much?&hellip; [<a href="http://jalopnik.com/#!5784098/this-woman-crashed-a-car-with-54-bags-of-heroin-in-her-vagina">Jalopnik</a>]
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Mar 2011 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt Hardigree]]></dc:creator>
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				Yes, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ, but just because you don't <em>have</em> to tend to your lady bits with wacky treatments doesn't mean they wouldn't enjoy a stress-reducing vaginal steam bath! L.A. spas can help &mdash; for a price.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5715255/does-your-vagina-need-a-50-steam-bath" title="Click here to read more about Does Your Vagina Need A $50 Steam Bath?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Dec 2010 13:16:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				What do men and women focus on when they see sexy pictures? Turns out, it's not what you'd expect.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5619736/when-men-watch-porn-theyre-not-looking-at-what-youd-think" title="Click here to read more about When Men Watch Porn, They're Not Looking At What You'd Think">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				AskMen has, in fact, asked men, and their <a href="http://www.askmen.com/specials/2010_great_male_survey/dating_results.html">"Great Male Survey 2010"</a> determines that guys envy Italians, dislike having doctors touch their balls &mdash; and, as a whole, are actually pretty nice.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5592895/the-modern-man-dislikes-cheating-gossip-and-genital-exams" title="Click here to read more about The Modern Man Dislikes Cheating, Gossip, And Genital Exams">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"Why are women so obsessed with the size of a man's cock, wanting ones 6" and over, kicking others aside, when really they should concentrate on love, putting the size of the cock right out of her mind?" [<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/may/06/women-penis-size">Guardian</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5533788/man-with-small-penis-projects-issues-on-women-everywhere" title="Click here to read more about Man With Small Penis Projects Issues On Women Everywhere">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"Why Can't We Get Over Him Or Her?" asks <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #theonion" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #theonion" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/theonion/">The Onion</a></em>. That hidden kilo of coke is always a compelling reason, but I prefer "awesome genitals" &mdash; which, coincidentally, is the name of my band. [<a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-cant-we-get-over-him-or-her,17253/">The Onion</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5517042/stuck-on-your-ex-its-probably-those-genitals" title="Click here to read more about Stuck On Your Ex? It's Probably Those Genitals">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				If your jaded psyche wasn't scarred by <a href="http://jezebel.com/5241202/big-top-small-tent">this</a> or <a href="http://jezebel.com/5242738/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served-in-a-sweater">this</a>, read what <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/charlotte-gainsbourg/">Charlotte Gainsbourg</a> <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/05/so_what_happens_to_willem_dafoes_genitals.html">does to Willem Dafoe's genitals</a> in the upcoming <em>Antichrist</em> &mdash; then crawl into a corner and weep. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/05/so_what_happens_to_willem_dafoes_genitals.html">New York</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5259452/spoiler-of-movie-lunch-life-alert" title="Click here to read more about Spoiler (Of Movie, Lunch, Life) Alert">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's time for another installment of <a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/pot-psychology/">Pot Psychology</a>, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5118666/can-you-get-an-std-from-sharing-nasal-spray" title="Click here to read more about "Can You Get An STD From Sharing Nasal Spray?"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				So MSNBC.com has a lil' ol' survey up on its site right now on sex and lying.  Ooooh!, your Jezzies thought, We love sex!  We love lying!  So we <a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/21456351">took the quiz</a> ourselves to see how we compared against the other survey takers.  The pressing questions we had to answer:  How often do you fake an orgasm?; If you do, why?; Have you ever lied about the number of partners you've had?; If so, why?; Have you ever lied about having an STD?; Have you ever lied about using birth control?; If so, why?; Have you ever lied about being a virgin?; Do you have sexual fantasies you've never shared with your partner?; Have you ever lied to your partner about his or her abilities in the bedroom?; Have you ever lied about the size of your partner's genitals?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/315691/msnbc-has-made-honest-women-out-of-us" title="Click here to read more about MSNBC Has Made Honest Women Out Of Us">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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