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			<title><![CDATA[Joel Stein Warns Us Of "The Urkel Effect"]]></title>
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				Joel Stein is worried about Barack Obama's chances on Tuesday.  Not because of the Bradley Effect, mind you,  but because of a phenomenon Stein <a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1855333-2,00.html">dubs</a> "the Urkel effect, which holds that voters leaning toward Obama will walk into the voting booth and suddenly think, I cannot take four years of listening to that giant-eared nerd."  Stein argues that Obama's secret nerdiness has revealed itself over the past few months, as "he's earnest like C-3PO, emotionless like Spock, overly practical like Encyclopedia Brown and incredibly skinny like C-3PO, Spock and Encyclopedia Brown."  Oh, and also, Stein doesn't think Obama can dance, so that's landed him in the nerd category as well.  Listen here, Joel Stein: as a nerd, I can tell you this: I know uncool when I see it,  and Barack Obama is anything but uncool.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5074166/joel-stein-warns-us-of-the-urkel-effect" title="Click here to read more about Joel Stein Warns Us Of "The Urkel Effect"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 02 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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