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Barry, seriously. You know we love you, would marry you, have your illegitimate left-handed black Luo children, attend your Cheney family reunion etc. etc. But dude, "if Al Qaeda is forming a base in Iraq"? (P.S.: Seriously, why do all your freaking fans always cheer so rabidly every time you point out things like the fact that Al Qaeda wouldn't be in Iraq if we hadn't gone and declared a State of Nature over there? I know they think you're the second coming of the Panchen Lama or something but do they also believe in time travel? Britney Spears isn't even sure she believes in time travel.) Okay, and issue two: Medvedvhatevs. He's the new president of Russia! What, you thought Vladimir Putin was president for life? He is! But now he's got a body double. No literally! Putin even put him on a low-carb diet to suck away at the manboobs. All that and Bill Clinton drunk dialing Tina Fey, with me and Glamocracy's Megan Carpentier, after the jump. More »
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