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<p class="small">[Los Angeles, June 15. Image via <a href="http://www.bauergriffin.com">Bauer-Griffin</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5291574/fully-loaded" title="Click here to read more about Fully Loaded">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga: Smelt It? Or Dealt It?]]></title>
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<p class="small">[New York, May 2. Image via <a href="http://www.infdaily.com">INF</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5239002/lady-gaga-smelt-it-or-dealt-it" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga: Smelt It? Or Dealt It?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 May 2009 09:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Christina Ricci's Pump Paralysis]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[I Went For A Colonic And All I Got Was A Load Of Crap]]></title>
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				<span class="customObject framed item_0"><a href="index.php?op=showcustomobject&postId=380041&item=0" rel="lyteframe" rev="width: 75px; height: 102px;" class="noHrefOverride">Click to view</a></span>I've had poop issues for some time now. I'm pretty sure I have some kind of mild IBS, although IBS is really just a blanket term for a host of gastrointestinal problems. Anyway, I've only pooped four times in the past three weeks. (Most likely caused by my love affair with any and all cheeses.) So this weekend, on my 8th straight day of constipation, I went to NYC's Great Jones Spa for my very first colonic to try get out the shit that's been keeping me dressed in pseudo-maternity tops. Lemme tell you something: It was <em>not</em> fun. I guess it wasn't supposed to be, but honestly, I had to sit through 45 minutes of what felt like heavy period cramps, all while fearless <a href="http://puppiesinbowlers.com/">Intern Betty</a> stood by my side to film the process (and hold my crossword book for when I had to move to the toilet at the end).  I felt much better afterward (and emptied myself of an impressive 2.5 lbs of poop), but I think I'll be relying on my new dairy-free diet to move me from now on. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/380041/i-went-for-a-colonic-and-all-i-got-was-a-load-of-crap" title="Click here to read more about I Went For A Colonic And All I Got Was A Load Of Crap">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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