Poignant, isn't it? The directorial career of Zach Braff? Contemplate his debut effort, in which he documented the lushness of the New Jersey landscape and captured the precious spirit of Natalie Portman. Contemplate his follow-up work, in which he documents the destruction of a suburban lawn and captures the volatile (yet precious!) spirit of Naomi Campbell. Oh, and sells doughnuts. The first-leaked video of this moving tale, provided here for your thought-provoking, tear-jerking, viewing pleasure.
Naomi Campbell Abuses Innocent Lawn In An Attempt To Sell Donuts [Best Week Ever, via YouTube]
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