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			<title><![CDATA[Ladies Prefer E-Readers]]></title>
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				According to the latest Nielsen data, 61 percent of e-reader owners <a href="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2391866,00.asp">are</a> female, up from 46 percent this time last year. Fifty-seven percent of tablet owners are men, also slightly up, and smartphones are evenly split. What does it all mean? All I know is that I love my Kindle.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5834760/ladies-prefer-e+readers" title="Click here to read more about Ladies Prefer E-Readers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Irin Carmon]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[14 Bizarre & Bewildering Thingamabobs For Your Boobs]]></title>
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				The world is full of delightful things, among them the strange gizmos created for breasts. Odd bras, peculiar pasties, ghastly gadgets. Here, we've gathered 14 of the weirdest.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5788753/14-bizarre--bewildering-thingamabobs-for-your-boobs/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 14 Bizarre & Bewildering Thingamabobs For Your Boobs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Apr 2011 16:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Mar 2011 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Irin Carmon]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Ten Worst Tech Ads For Women]]></title>
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				Ladies, did you know you can do more than email and shop on computers? Been looking for that on-the-move bra-size converter? If you've been laboring under the delusion that gadgets are just for boys, then here's some great news!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5650960/the-ten-most-patronizing-tech-ads/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Ten Worst Tech Ads For Women">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Sep 2010 15:28:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna  Leach]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Your iPhone Is Killing Your Sex Life]]></title>
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				Apparently more than a quarter of women surveyed are blaming the internet, particularly email and smartphones, for a decline in the quality of their bedroom action. Well, duh.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5532702/your-iphone-is-killing-your-sex-life" title="Click here to read more about Your iPhone Is Killing Your Sex Life">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 06 May 2010 15:20:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Marketing The iPad To Ladies: Pretty Pictures And Louis Vuitton]]></title>
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				Avi and Michal Schick <a href="http://www.doublex.com/blog/xxfactor/are-ipad-ads-sexist">claim</a> that <em>male</em> users in ads read the <em>Times</em>; while <em>female</em> users are  "organizing picture albums or reading Nicholas Sparks'<em> The Last Song</em>." And duh, news is for boys! Ladies love <a href="http://www.luxist.com/2010/04/29/louis-vuitton-launches-ipad-cases/">luxury</a>. [<a href="http://www.doublex.com/blog/xxfactor/are-ipad-ads-sexist">Double X</a>, <a href="http://www.luxist.com/2010/04/29/louis-vuitton-launches-ipad-cases/">Luxist</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5529987/marketing-the-ipad-to-ladies-pretty-pictures-and-louis-vuitton" title="Click here to read more about Marketing The iPad To Ladies: Pretty Pictures And Louis Vuitton">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 May 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				Two questions: Why did someone invent a <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/staten_island/over_boob_botch_5VETC6kMPhpncQvd7GIBhJ">USB breast warmer</a>, and why would someone need it? [<a href="http://www.random-good-stuff.com/2010/03/12/usb-breast-warmer/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+RandomGoodStuff+%28Random+Good+Stuff%29">Random Good Stuff</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5492025/does-not-compute" title="Click here to read more about Does Not Compute">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				The new <a href="http://www.random-good-stuff.com/2009/01/06/the-first-cuddle-punishment/">"Time Out Cuddle Bear"</a> makes playing into a punishment...or punishment into a treat. Either way, doesn't one negate the other?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5124730/care-bears" title="Click here to read more about Care Bears">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Jan 2009 17:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				Via <a href="http://www.random-good-stuff.com/2009/01/03/wtf-fetish-gadget-i-guess/">Random Good Stuff</a>: <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NIPPLE EXTRACTOR" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NIPPLE EXTRACTOR" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/Nipple-extractor/">Nipple Extractor</a> for sale on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002XH4KE?ie=UTF8&tag=random-good-stuff-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0002XH4KE">Amazon</a> for the low, low price of $4.73.  Some reviews, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5123530/self-conscious-about-your-nipples-try-the-nipple-extractor" title="Click here to read more about Self Conscious About Your Nipples? Try The Nipple Extractor!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The "bubblegum pink" <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2008/11/25/2008-11-25_now_blondes_can_have_more_fun_while_typi.html">Keyboard for Blondes</a> actually says things like "duh" and "oops!" if you hit backspace and makes a cash register sound when you hit the dollar sign. Instead of a "caps lock" button, there's a "warning! size xxl letters" button; the F keys are called "useless keys." There's an "SOS" key: Shoes on sale. And, since math is boring, the number keys have musical notes on them. The <a href="http://www.keyboardforblondes.com/">company</a> calls it the "perfect gift." [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2008/11/25/2008-11-25_now_blondes_can_have_more_fun_while_typi.html">NY Daily News</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5099117/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Great news for those of you who avoid romance novels because of the humiliating <a href="http://jezebel.com/5090885/romance-novel-readers-love-the-clinch">"clinch" covers</a>: An entire catalog of romantic books will be <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/galleycat/web_tech/romance_titles_coming_to_the_iphone_101150.asp?c=rss">made available</a> on the iPhone. Read about the searing kisses on a train without shame! [<a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/galleycat/web_tech/romance_titles_coming_to_the_iphone_101150.asp?c=rss">Mediabistro</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5094321/good-call" title="Click here to read more about Good Call">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We can't wait to back up into this: <a href="http://www.teenyweenydrive.com/">The Teeny Weeny Drive</a>. It's a 1 GB flash drive that looks like a veiny peen that "blushes" when plugged into your machine. (Note: It does not plug into <em>people</em>.) [<a href="http://www.teenyweenydrive.com/">Teeny Weeny Drive</a> via <a href="http://avn.com/novelty/articles/29874.html">AVN</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/384727/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<title><![CDATA["Thin Is The New Pink" &mdash; And Other Things The MacBook Air Might Mean]]></title>
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				"Thin is the new pink for laptops" proclaims the <em><a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/biztech/2008/01/15/steve-jobs-thin-is-the-new-pink-for-laptops">Wall Street Journal</a></em> in response to yesterday's MacWorld unveiling of the HUGEST BIGGEST MOST EXCITING SUPERSLIM SKINNIEST $1,799 laptop ever. The <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120041672121991637.html?mod=gadgets_lead_story_col">MacBook Air</a>, in case you're not a regular reader of the big brother <a href="http://www.gizmodo.com">blog</a> that pays all our salaries, is <em>thin</em>. <em>Very</em> thin. Joan Didion thin. Juila Stiles circa <em>10 Things I Hate About You</em> thin. So thin it can fit in a manila envelope because that's obviously something you were wishing your laptop could do. <em>Teen Vogue</em> model thin. Am I sounding like one of those Yoplait commercials? Because that's sort of what I was going for. But what does this mean? Who the fuck cares? 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/345724/thin-is-the-new-pink-++-and-other-things-the-macbook-air-might-mean" title="Click here to read more about "Thin Is The New Pink" &mdash; And Other Things The MacBook Air Might Mean">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Here's another one to file under "duh": Women like technology, they just don't need it to be <em>pink</em>, <a href="http://www.wired.com/gadgets/miscellaneous/news/2007/09/ladygeek">reports</a> <em>Wired</em>. 91% would prefer something sleek and sophisticated to something "feminine." Says Belinda Parmar, planning director at Saatchi, "Most women feel cheated when they walk into stores or see ads with baby-pink, diamante-encrusted products." "Empowered women" &mdash; 37% &mdash; own an average of six devices, including a digital camera, desktop or laptop, multimedia mobile phone, MP3 player, and digital TV. In the UK, women own only slightly fewer tech items than men. And yet, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6986490.stm">reports</a> <em>BBC News</em>, women are "put off" by gadget shops. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/298663/the-dos-and-donts-of-chick-gadgets-according-to-wired" title="Click here to read more about The Do's And Don'ts Of Chick Gadgets, According To 'Wired'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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