Students at the University of Pennsylvania will be pleased to learn that their extracurricular activities have been turned into a class they can pay for: ENGL 111.301: Wasting time on the Internet is being taught by Professor Kenneth Goldsmith. According to the description, attendees "will be required to stare at the screen for three hours, only interacting through chat rooms, bots, social media and listservs." [Insert joke about how this is my life right now.]