Here Are All the World Cup Thighlights You'll Ever Need

USA! USA! USA! Ahem, now that we've gotten out of the way, let's check out some Hot International Soccer Players. Because when it comes to athletic physiques, we are no chauvinists.

Here Are All the World Cup Thighlights You'll Ever Need

Come to Jesus, indeed. (Mario Goetze, Germany.)

Here Are All the World Cup Thighlights You'll Ever Need

One last look at Mario Balotelli (Italy).

Here Are All the World Cup Thighlights You'll Ever Need

There There. (Sergio Ramos, Spain.)

Here Are All the World Cup Thighlights You'll Ever Need

(Christian Gamboa, Costa Rica.)

Here Are All the World Cup Thighlights You'll Ever Need

Holy bulging neck veins and face that still looks pretty when yelling (Luis Suarez, Uruguay.)

Here Are All the World Cup Thighlights You'll Ever Need

(Robin Van Persie, The Netherlands.)

Here Are All the World Cup Thighlights You'll Ever Need

Sorry, I had to. (Enner Valencia, Ecuador.)

Here Are All the World Cup Thighlights You'll Ever Need

Hellooooo, Tim Howard. (USA)

Here Are All the World Cup Thighlights You'll Ever Need

Requisite photo of Ronaldo. (USA! USA! USA!)

I definitely missed a lot of football hotties. Please fill in the gaps in the comments.

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