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Just what you didn't know that your day needed: a video that combines your recommended daily allowance of your new boyfriend—The Artist's dreamy Jean Dujardin, guns, Muppets, and a hearty helping of laughter. Drop everything that isn't a baby and watch this. More »
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Though it's not all her fault. Jason Alexander and Old Man River Doug do little to help. Do the folks at Funny or Die really think that the reason we're culturally fascinated with Courtney is that we want to fuck her? More »
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Hey girl, your boyfriend stars in the latest video in the "Drunk History" series from Funny or Die! It's a slurry retelling of the story of Christmas, in which Gosling plays the lead. Your boyfriend joins Jim Carrey as Santa, and Eva Mendes — wait a second: they're starring in online parody videos together now? — as his ...wife. Well, I was going end this by saying, "Merry Christmas to me!" but now that Eva has positioned herself as Ryan Gosling's actual, real-life girlfriend, all I can muster up is a "Bah Humbug." Still, this video is worth watching to see Gosling in a Santa hat alone. More »
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Peggy Dvorak, of the Peggy Dvorak Institute, teaches her students how to break out of the bland, boiled-potato stereotype and be "cool." I would totally sign up for a lesson — except that this is a video from Funny Or Die and Peggy is actually played by the hilarious Megan Mullally. Her students, however, all swear they've learned a lot, and the collective status of said stars — Aubrey Plaza, Lizzy Caplan, Lake Bell, Casey Wilson, and Michaela Watkins — is nothing to shake a stick at. Ellie Kemper makes an appearance, too, but for reasons unknown she has been deemed unfit to join the faux academy, no matter how many baked goods she drops off or how hard she tries. Blame it on her Office character's squeaky-clean vibe. More »
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Sure, Herman Cain has been dogged by allegations of sexual harassment, but this year he's urging Santa, and the American public, to think of all the ladies that he hasn't kissed. Some of the millions of women Cain definitely didn't harass have bravely come forward in this commercial for Funny or Die. As they point out, even if he made inappropriate advances toward 90 women, "That's only 0.000000214 percent of the world's entire female population." As Cain would surely point out, he's shown impressive restraint! More »
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In Funny Or Die's latest, Saturday Night Live and Bridesmaids star Kristen Wiig thinks she has the solution to stop Global Warming, and all she needs are celebrities willing to hold their breath. If that doesn't work, she advises these four words: "International celebrity car wash." We're in! As long as she doesn't invite SNL characters like Gilly or Target Lady. More »
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Sure, it was awesome when Ryan Gosling yelled "It still isn't over!" in The Notebook, but wouldn't the scene be more powerful if he had simply stared down Rachel McAdams and telepathically conveyed that the time had come for them to make sweet love? In his recent films, Gosling has honed his ability to emote without speaking, and nowhere is that more apparent than in the upcoming film Quiet Ryan. This is what Jon Lovitz referred to as "acting!": The man says everything he needs to with just his eyes ... and his ridiculous abs. More »
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Kiernan Shipka stars in Funny Or Die's latest video about psychologists for child stars — but instead of being in treatment, she's the doctor. Just one day at Kiernan's office features a look at sessions with Modern Family's Nolan Gould, Raising Hope's Baby Hope, and former child star Danielle Fishel (Boy Meets World's Topanga). Oh, and did we mention her last client is none other than Toddlers & Tiaras' Eden Wood? More »
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We've already seen Toddlers & Tiaras favorite Makenzie practice being a pageant mom, but according to this Funny or Die video, her future could be even more terrifying. She may still be competing, and trying to keep self-tanner off her Ni-Ni through her mid-twenties. More »
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Not to be outshined by his brother, James, and his habit of making out with himself in a mirror, Dave Franco ups the ante by fucking himself — literally — in Funny Or Die's latest. Not safe for work. At all. More »
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Want your roommate to stop touching your stuff? You could try emailing her this PSA featuring Leighton Meester. Or for an ironic twist, leave it open on her computer. More »
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If the Parents Television Council wants kids to stop watching Skins, they should definitely keep announcing it's chock full of sex and drugs. It'll be just like that time people complained about Jersey Shore and everyone stopped watching it! More »
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Watch this video and tell me that your brain doesn't want to have a secretmaking lesbian foursome with Julie Klausner, Sarah Haskins, and Laraine Newman's brains, and I will know you are lying. More »
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Thanks, Funny or Die. This is way more necessary than David Schwimmer reminding people to talk to their kids. It's time to nip this trend in the bud. More »
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If you ever wondered what Kelly Bundy might have accomplished in her later years, this is a good bet: hawking prenatal pole dancing DVDs, for the woman who's gained 50 pounds of fetus but still wants to feel sexy. More »
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In a new Funny Or Die sketch, Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, and Adam McKay parody aggressive environmentalism with a "green team" that beats up a motorist — and gang-rapes a woman. More »
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In this Funny Or Die "Artist in Profile" video, Kat Von D describes her latest work: interactive lower back tattoos. Kat leaves these tattoos unfinished, and as she explains, "a moment of ecstasy is needed to complete the piece." More »
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Though you probably need another celebrity sex tape like you need a hole in the head, the newest entry into the canon, starring Eva Mendes, is an instant classic. Because one can never have too much duct tape. More »
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Whatever did we do before we had the capacity to cut together footage and make it look like squeaky-clean pop stars were in compromising situations? Stared at our thumbs and dreamed off this day, that's what. More »
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Upset about missing this weekend's Pacey-Con 2010? Click to watch the FunnyOrDie.com skit, in which Joshua Jackson greets the thousands of fans who traveled to San Diego for his convention and indulges in his "first love": Pacey fan fiction. More »
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In this Funny or Die video, Jewel gets disguised as a big-nosed saleswoman named Karen who is coerced into performing several Jewel songs at a Karaoke bar. Patrons are dumbfounded by Karen's talent; she "may have been better than Jewel." More »
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Click to watch the video James Franco and Bill Hader (playing Willem Dafoe) made for Spider-Man director Sam Raimi's birthday. Since Raimi's birthday is October 23, this must have something to do with Franco returning to General Hospital tomorrow. [FunnyOrDie via N.Y.Mag] More »
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The congenital coyness around Mad Men's fourth season is not going to let up, but in the meantime, we have actors Alison Brie and Rich Sommer talking dirty on Funny Or Die to tide us over. More »
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Jet planes! Pizza karate-kicking the Statue of Liberty in the tits! All in a day's work for the latter-day Mad Men crafting TV's dick-swinging ads, per Funny or Die. More »
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Recently on 30 Rock we learned NBC only picked up The Girlie Show to make up for Will Ferrell's Bitch Hunter. Yesterday, Funny or Die posted a clip from the failed series' heartwarming Mother's Day episode. Click to watch. [Buzzfeed] More »
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Watch a "women's studies professor" attempt to school some kids with a rap: "Will that stain come out? It shouldn't be hard — cuz my girl Patsy Sherman invented Scotchgard." [Funny Or Die] More »
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A parody of True Blood and sundry vampire romances that is actually pretty funny on romcom cliches and female sexual pleasure? Um, yes, please. More »
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In the Funny or Die sketch after the jump, Oscar-winner Marion Cotillard (along with Taraji P Henson and Leslie Ann Warren) reveals the accessory French women use to fight sexual objectification at work: Forehead Tittaes. [N.Y. Magazine] More »
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It must really suck for men, being constantly told that their bodies are inadequate. Enter: Vag-a-Fit, the male-enhancement pill that shrinks your lover's vagina. "Why not throw the blame on the half of the species that already feels imperfect?" [FunnyorDie] More »
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"A hapless man in his mid 20s....who lives in New York City" who, "throughout the series, constantly finds himself in increasingly awkward situations in both his work and personal life." Sounds like... almost all of HBO's bromance-y series lineup. More »
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Jaime Pressly shows just how clean balls can get with the Axe Detailer (that's man for "shower pouf") in the Funny or Die video/Axe viral ad after the jump. The skit actually makes Schwetty Balls seem subtle and classy. [AdLand] More »
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Comedian/actor Nick Kroll made a Jersey Shore audition tape as his Funny or Die alter-ego Bobby Bottleservice, whose motto is "Vokka, Jesus, and revenge." He portrays the men of the show quite accurately! More »
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In a new clip for Funny or Die, Jon Gosselin pokes fun at himself, deciding to return to his old image by removing his earrings, deleting Michael Lohan from his phone, and packing up his Ed Hardy wardrobe. More »
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"We are douchebags, and it's not a bad word anymore," proclaim the collar-popping, beer-can-crushing, Ed-Hardy-wearing, Axe-body-spraying stars of this video from earlier this week. But what kind of douchebags are they? Perhaps a helpful chart can tell us. [FunnyOrDie, BuzzFeed] More »
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Most stars take their precious fashion endorsement deals pretty seriously. So it's refreshing to see James Francomaking fun of his perfume ad. The joke is simple: He can't pronounce "Gucci." "Huh," he says, "I always thought it was Guckie?" More »
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Imagine if douchey guys in Ed Hardy were all members of a secret crime-fighting network. Imagine if Christian Audigier were training a paramilitary movement interested in vodka and hitting on girls. Imagine the Ed Hardy Boyz. More »
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Funny or Die's Uncle Sam interviews the awesome long-time White House correspondent Helen Thomas, who explains with her infinite wisdom what America is doing wrong and reveals her favorite president (Kennedy, natch). Watch it here: [Funny or Die] More »
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In the video after the jump, Kristin Cavallari dishes out unsolicited advice on health care, Jon Gosselin, and the celebrity attention-getter that will replace the vagina flash. It's so bad it'll make you appreciate Dr. Phil. [Funny Or Die] More »
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What happens when you jam every indie movie cliché into a faux trailer starring Alicia Silverstone and Alanis Morissette? Hilarity. Embed after the jump. [Funny Or Die] More »
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It's always awkward when your partner forgets to introduce you, but that may be the least of Amy Poehler's worries. Clip at left. [Funny Or Die] More »
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