Naps, the most holy of sleep times! You go down in the middle of the day and you wake up groggy and disoriented and completely satisfied. That is, unless, you've got an adorable dog who makes catching 40 winks impossible.

Yes, dog, you're hella cute. But you're also going to need to understand that there's nothing more important in this world than getting some napping done. (I actually thought about it for a second and couldn't come up with anything.) (Except world peace. I'll be taking my pageant crown now, thank you.)