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				If you're wondering why Lindsay Lohan seems more and more like a pampered, spoiled little brat, consider the fact that Hollywood pampers and spoils her! Right before she got busted, Lindsay was hanging out at the Polaroid Beach House, a Malibu mansion contrived out of the vividly cunning imaginations of a savvy PR team. See, instead of placing products among celebrities, the masterminds place celebrities among products! Genius, right? So the stars get to hang out in a $30 million beachfront estate crammed with goodies like flat screen TVs; Clinique beauty booty; a 24/7 kitchen staff with ingredients from Whole Foods; refrigerators stocked with Bacardi, Budweiser and Rolling Rock; XBoxes; digital cameras and furniture from West Elm. Imagine what the Fresh Air Fund could do with that kind of coddling! 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/283419/lindsay-lohan-poor-little-rich-girl" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan: Poor Little Rich Girl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:33:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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