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			<title><![CDATA[Victoria Beckham Descended From Communists, World Stops Making Sense]]></title>
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				<ul<li>German researchers have discovered that Victoria Beckham is the descendant of Communist Carl Heinrich Pfänder, who fled to London in 1848 after participating in the failed revolution with Karl Marx. In other news, up is down, lions have lain down with lambs and black is now officially white. [<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSL445067920080804?feedType=RSS&feedName=entertainmentNews">Reuters</a>]
<li>Bob Novak, by the way, is retiring today to focus on his brain tumor. That's a kind of karmic <a href="http://mediamatters.org/items/200508040004">bullshit</a>. [<a href="http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003834858">Editor & Publisher</a>, <a href="http://mediamatters.org/items/200508040004">Media Matters</a>]
<li><a href="http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-gas5-2008aug05,0,4121706.story">Gasoline prices are dropping</a>, though, just as Obama announces that he thinks we should <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/washington/AP-Obama.html?hp">open up the strategic reserves</a> to lower prices. [<a href="http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-gas5-2008aug05,0,4121706.story">LA Times</a>, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/washington/AP-Obama.html?hp">NY Times</a>]
<li>In response, the McCain campaign is distributing tire pressure gauges to mock Obama's energy plan. Do they have a dedicated group of fratty morons making up strategy there or something? [<a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/jonathanmartin/0808/McCain_camp_amps_up_tire_gauge_gag_.html">Politico</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5033001/victoria-beckham-descended-from-communists-world-stops-making-sense" title="Click here to read more about Victoria Beckham Descended From Communists, World Stops Making Sense">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:30:23 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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