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FUCK YOU, 2010

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 12:30:25 EST

Fuck 2010. This year fucking sucked. More »

Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line

Megan Carpentier — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:40:00 EST

Hillary Clinton has not agreed to be Obama's Secretary of State even if she is officially offered it. [Politico]
She has, however, been asked to head Ted Kennedy's health reform task force next year. [The Hill]
Mr. Jowls will remain the Chairman of the Committee on Homeland Security. Jane Hamsher and others say, in so many words, fuck that guy. [Politico, Firedoglake, Politico]
Chuck Norris might be able to defeat ninjas, cowboys and anyone who talks back, but what he's really, really scared of is boys who like to kiss other boys (we assume that, like most raging homophobes, he furiously masturbates to girl-on-girl porn). Chuck Norris, I have watched gay bear porn and survived with nary a scratch. I double dog dare you. [Queerty]

What Constitutes a Dry Spell?

mcarpentier — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:00:00 EDT

I like sex a lot. There, I've said it. I have had my moments in life when I thought that I ought not to like it that much, when I was embarrassed by how much I like it, when I've blushed when a dude has said something along the lines of "Wow, you seem to have a lot more fun than most women." I've been a serial monogamist; the girl that doesn't want to do it on the first date; the girl who wants to do it on the first date but won't; and at some point I thankfully graduated to being a woman who has sex when I want to have sex with a given person who is equally willing. Also, I got off the Pill, got my heart broken a bunch, realized I might not actually "find" someone permanent, stopped judging myself and turned 30, and between all of that my libido kind of went through the roof. Last night, I complained to Anna that, having recently ended a thing with a guy, I was already feeling the weight of the dry spell. Yeah, it's been a whole ten days since I had sex and I'm complaining that this is a dry spell. Let's all join me after the jump to wonder what's wrong with me. More »

Diane Keaton Drops The F-Bomb On Good Morning America

Slut Machine — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:30:00 EST

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