Jezebel: Fuck You

Fuck You, Cheryl Burke

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 12:28:00 EST

[We have ANOTHER fucking Snowpocalypse here, and you are all pretty and happy in your glorious watermelon bikini, damn you. Just look at the color of the water! FUCK. Dominican Republic, January 20. Images via Pacific Coast News Online.] More »

Poor Gwyneth Paltrow

Lauri Apple — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 12:00:34 EST

"If there's an opposite of America's Sweetheart, she's it," says Time in its review of Paltrow's new movie, My Acoustic Guitar and I Are on a 14-Day Elimination Diet. Burn! Gwyneth should send them a copy of her new song. More »

The Hilarious Fucking Masses Tell 2010 To Fuck Off, Too

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 17:33:00 EST

My last post of the year, titled Fuck You, 2010, elicited over one thousand comments, which can be read at the link. But I also received dozens of emails. More »

FUCK YOU, 2010

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 12:30:25 EST

Fuck 2010. This year fucking sucked. More »

What To Buy A Grinch

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 10:14:34 EST

Some people do not care for winter wonderlands, silver bells or "merry" anything. Some people are bitchy and bitter, perpetually pissed-off or generally annoyed. What we have here are gifts for Grinches, Scrooges, the enraged and the ill-tempered. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Will Sing "Fuck You" On Glee

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 15:38:46 EDT

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In the tradition of Will's PG version of "Goldigger," Gwyneth Paltrow will be serenading the students of McKinley High with Cee-Lo's "Forget You," the radio version of "Fuck You," during her upcoming guest appearance on Glee. More »

Say Anything Appropriately Reimagined With Cee-Lo's "F*ck You"

Jessica Coen — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 11:51:00 EDT

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It took but one week for the delightful first single off Cee-Lo's forthcoming album to garner 1.8 million views. Given such viral speed, it's surprising that it took the internet as long as it did to make this happen. More »

The Worst PR Pitches Of The Week

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:30:00 EST

We get hundreds and hundreds of emails every day, and sometimes there are terrible, annoying missives from public relations people which trigger angry, emotional responses we usually keep to ourselves. Except for today:
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Racism Is Worse Than Sexism, Geraldine Ferrarro

Moe — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:40:22 EDT

Holy shit! Is Geraldine Ferrarro singlehandedly destroying the Hillary Clinton campaign AS WE SPEAK and we're too distracted by the Spitzer saga to notice? Nah, we're probably too distracted by the Spitzer saga. But...my sources in the leftist blogger community say that Ferrarro's statement to The Daily Breeze that Barack Obama wouldn't be in the race if he weren't a black man — remeniscient of her 1988 comment that Jesse Jackson wouldn't be in the race if he weren't a black man — has a lot of people REALLY REALLY ANGRY. A Latina political blogger has emailed an angry message to the vaunted Hillary Latino outreach committee. Keith Olbermann is going to do a special skewer-session about it tonight. Me, I'm still in the "dumbfounded" stage.) But I'll say this: her statement didn't actually surprise me. A story: one of my best friends is an ardent Hillary supporter mostly, she confessed to me the other night, because her best friend in high school was a light-skinned black man. "He got voted to lead everything. He'll always be more successful than me. Everyone loves a light-skinned black guy!" she said. I laughed. More »

Hillary Wins Big In Thrilling Plot Twist, Oh Yay!

Moe — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:00:14 EST

Oh Hell no! (Or put another way, Hell no.) Howwwww much longer can this go one? Until quality secure green collar jobs are found for the cast of The Hills? Until, oh ha ha ha, "Hill freezes over"?? (Hey, by the way, that's already happening to Obama's superdelegates!) Maybe until everyone dies like in the Decameron. CAN EVERYONE JUST DIE ALREADY PLEASE. After the jump, I call in first buddylist member Megan Carpentier of the blog Glamocracy to discuss why Hillary won the white Texan male vote, whether she photoshopped Obama's face to look like a scary black man and whose is a more influential endorsement, Jay Rockefeller or Jay-Z. More »

"So Basically, Women Voters Just Chose The 'Crying Will Get You What You Want' Candidate. Awesome."

Moe — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:00:00 EST

Dear all you commentwhores who said HIllary's teensy little tear session had swayed your vote to Hillary: Fuck you. I'm sorry, I realize that you pay my bills, but this makes no sense. Her narrow lead in yesterday's New Hampshire primary is entirely attributable to chicks like you, and you were alllllll chicks. It almost makes me wish there were some "Bradley effect" in effect, whereby voters, all by themselves in the voting booth instead of debating face to face with their neighbors, allow themselves the luxury of acknowledging their inner bigot and voting for the non-Negro. No, this was different. New Hampshire women, after telling pollster after pollster they were ready for change, went inside the booths and had a little cry. Maybe they felt bad for Hillary for sticking it out in that humiliating, mirth-free marriage of hers only to vote against her now. Maybe it reminded them of the time they stuck it out in an emotionally abusive situation and only got through it because somehow, somewhere, they still held out hope that karma would make it all right in the end. Well, that is not an audacious hope. That is a STUPID hope. More »