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			<title><![CDATA[Over 30 And Single? Obviously, You Can't Be Happy]]></title>
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				Dr. Pam Spurr is apparently a shitty therapist, because there's no other way to explain her <em>Daily Male</em>, I mean, <em>Daily Mail</em> column "<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1024317/Forget-tosh-freemales--single-women-say-happy-lying.html">Forget This Tosh About 'Freemales' - Single Women Who Say They Are Happy Are Lying</a>." The title alone makes me want to shake her, but reading it, oh dear God, reading it made me realize that she also needs to lose her license to treat her patients and be shaken by the shoulders until the stupid falls out. Why is it that some people &mdash; usually women &mdash; think that the only path to personal fulfillment is at the end of an aisle?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5013568/over-30-and-single-obviously-you-cant-be-happy" title="Click here to read more about Over 30 And Single? Obviously, You Can't Be Happy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Planet Is Dying Because Of Single Women]]></title>
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				Hey, <a href="http://jezebel.com/376824/single-women-psyched-or-sad">freemales</a>! Yes, <em>you</em>, single ladies. In addition to being a stain the fabric of society by not being married, you are ruining the entire <em>planet</em>. According to a story in today's <em>Guardian</em>, energy conservation goals are being <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2008/apr/09/socialtrends.carbonemissions?gusrc=rss&feed=society">fouled up by "singletons."</a> In its publication called <em>Social Trends</em>, the UK's Office for National Statistics reported tat recycling has increased from 7% to 31% over the last 10 years and domestic waste going to landfills has fallen from 84% to 58%. Yay! But energy consumed by lighting and electrical appliances has increased by 136% over the past 30 years, boo. And part of the problem? "Changing family structures." 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/377968/the-planet-is-dying-because-of-single-women" title="Click here to read more about The Planet Is Dying Because Of Single Women">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Are You A "Freemale"?]]></title>
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				Has all this talk of "<a href="http://jezebel.com/376824/single-women-psyched-or-sad">freemales</a>" got marital status on your brain? Are you permanently single, married, or in a committed relationship with a special someone? Our ad people want you to tell them about it. Take our incredibly short (and anonymous) <a href="http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=v3N3wu_2bInfyLojhgOgzsxA_3d_3d">survey</a> (seriously, it is only two questions) and you will be entered in a giveaway for a $50 Banana Republic gift card. As always, <a href="http://gawker.com/advertising/legal/contest-rules/">standard contest rules</a> apply. Thank you.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/377519/are-you-a-freemale" title="Click here to read more about Are You A "Freemale"?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[maria]]></dc:creator>
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