Tomorrow, South Carolinians will get to cast their votes for who they think should be America's Next Top Millionaire. But just because all eyes are on The Palmetto State doesn't mean that non-Carolinians should feel left out of the political process! Here's some of the boldest, tackiest, and WTF-iest political wear to be found this election year. Wear one to your next job interview!

As I snorkeled through the internet's large intestine searching for the ugliest political shirts I could find, I noticed a few trends: first, people who like ugly tee shirts really hate immigrants. A lot! (Reminder: "immigrants" is Republican for "Mexicans," not, like Craig Ferguson.) Second, people's hatred of President Obama is so strong that it bends the rules of gravity, physics, and comparison-making. He's Hitler, he's Stalin, he's a dork, he's Che Guevara, he's Buckwheat (because LOL black, right?), he's basically a shit sandwich, according to tee shirts. Third, no one is good with coming up with their own political slogans. It's like rapping. If you're any good, you've probably already got a fan base. And finally, it seems like people are still operating under the misapprehension that arguments can be definitively won with slogans from attitude tee shirts or bumper stickers. If only the laugh track from Two & A Half Men were the arbiter of truth.