You think, after doing this job for a couple of months, that you're pretty much inured to the worst clothes they can throw at you. And then you see the Fox All-Star Party at the Santa Monica Pier and you realize just how much you have to learn. Maybe I should have been tipped off by these two words: Bobby Trendy. But the guest list was so bizarrely eclectic - Glenn Close and Leven Rambin, anyone? - that, really, it would've been hard to make any assumptions. You'll just have to see for yourself, after the jump. (And don't say I didn't warn you.)

Not Completely Awful (But Still Bad):