"Why are women so camera shy?" I dunno, maybe because we don't want to look pleasingly pretty just because you want us to? Because we're constantly asked to smile on command, even at work and by complete strangers on the street, and called "bitch" if we're not in the mood? Because we don't feel like performing right this second? Do you really have to ask? Dove — the personal care brand hell-bent on making you realize how gorgeous you are and how important it is to be gorgeous — does, naturally. The company has reached a new low with this ad, which induces the same slimy-ragey sensation as being cat-called.