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				There are three women in the top 10 of the Forbes Celebrity 100 List: Lady Gaga (1), Oprah (2), and Taylor Swift (7). Gaga may not have as much money as Oprah, but the magazine took influence and power into consideration. When it comes to web and social media rankings, as well as press coverage, Gaga wins. And yeah, Gaga also earned a whopping $90 million dollars last year. It's worth noting that Gaga, Oprah and Taylor Swift are different from many of the men on the <a href="http://www.forbes.com/wealth/celebrities">list</a> &mdash; and not just because they're female.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5803641/how-to-be-a-woman-on-the-forbes-100-list-sell-your-soul" title="Click here to read more about How To Be A Woman On The Forbes 100 List: Sell Your Soul">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 May 2011 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				We know women are underrepresented among the country's <a href="http://www.forbes.com/wealth/forbes-400">richest people</a>. But it turns out that <em>fictional</em> women are paupers compared to their male counterparts as well. How come make-believe ladies aren't raking in bank?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5789941/we-need-more-rich-ladies-in-literature" title="Click here to read more about We Need More Rich Ladies In Literature">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Apr 2011 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nicolerichie" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nicolerichie" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/nicolerichie/">Nicole Richie</a></strong> has obtained a restraining order against a photographer whom she claims is stalking her daughter <strong>Harlow Madden</strong>.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5687330/nicole-richie-files-restraining-order-against-paparazzo" title="Click here to read more about Nicole Richie Files Restraining Order Against Paparazzo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Forbes Notes Which &quot;Power Women&quot; Are Single]]></title>
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				Ladies, it is time for <em>Forbes</em> to turn its listmaking, clickbaiting eyes on you and your <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2010/09/30/power-influence-michelle-obama-lady-gaga-power-women-10-hillary-clinton.html?boxes=Homepagelighttop">power</a>. Oh, and your <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #maritalstatus" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #maritalstatus" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/maritalstatus/">marital status</a>. Wait, what?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5658089/forbes-informs-us-which-power-women-are-single" title="Click here to read more about Forbes Notes Which &quot;Power Women&quot; Are Single">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Earlier this week, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #vladimirpotanin" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #vladimirpotanin" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/vladimirpotanin/">Vladimir Potanin</a> <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/russian_buys_american_dolls_TioK96Nm5xGED6KPxA9lYL">bought Ford Models</a>. But just who is this billionaire oligarch, media mogul, mining tycoon, philanthropist, and ex-politician? And what's the deal with Potanin's former partner and that whole prostitution-ring scandal?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5650485/meet-the-russian-billionaire-who-just-bought-ford-models" title="Click here to read more about Meet The Russian Billionaire Who Just Bought Ford Models">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The good news is, <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2009/11/11/worlds-most-powerful-leadership-power-09-people_land.html">not one of them is Sarah Palin.</a>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5575272/only-three-women-on-forbes-most-powerful-people-list" title="Click here to read more about 34 Women On Forbes &quot;Most Powerful Celebs&quot; List [Updated]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Only 3% of the CEOs of the 500 biggest American companies are women, and they're paid less than their male counterparts. Experts <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2010/04/27/ceo-salaries-bonuses-global-companies-forbes-woman-leadership-boss-10-top-paid-female-chief-executives.html?feed=rss_hometell">tell</a> <em>Forbes</em> that's partly because women tend to choose salary and bonus packages over stocks and options. [<a href="http://www.forbes.com/2010/04/27/ceo-salaries-bonuses-global-companies-forbes-woman-leadership-boss-10-top-paid-female-chief-executives.html?feed=rss_home">Forbes</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5527364/the-worlds-10-top+paid-female-ceos-still-make-less-than-men" title="Click here to read more about The World's 10 Top-Paid Female CEOs Still Make Less Than Men">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><Li>Model <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rierasmussen" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rierasmussen" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/rierasmussen/">Rie Rasmussen</a></strong>, upset <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #terryrichardson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #terryrichardson" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/terryrichardson/">Terry Richardson</a></strong> included her picture in his book <i>Terryworld<strong></i></strong> alongside images of young girls performing sex acts, confronted the photographer at a party in Paris for using his position of power to exploit women. She said:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5491908/model-calls-out-photographer-for-sexual-harassment-steve-madden-to-work-with-madonna" title="Click here to read more about Model Calls Out Photographer For Sexual Harassment; Steve Madden To Work With Madonna">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Forbes</em><a href="http://www.forbes.com/2009/08/28/self-sabotage-office-mistakes-forbes-woman-net-worth-salary.html?feed=rss_news"> poses the question</a> that I hate to hear: Do women make mistakes at work? Of course they do! Can this be discussed separately from structural and societal issues that contribute to self-sabotage? Hell no!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5349491/do-women-self-sabotage-at-work" title="Click here to read more about Do Women Self Sabotage at Work?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Forbes</em> magazine loves to <a href="http://www.forbes.com/lists/">track the wealthy</a>. It has lists dedicated to <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2009/03/11/worlds-richest-people-billionaires-2009-billionaires_land.html">billionaires</a>, <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2009/04/22/executive-pay-ceo-leadership-compensation-best-boss-09-ceo_land.html">top earning CEOs</a>, and <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2008/10/27/dead-celebrity-earning-biz-media-deadcelebs08_cx_mn_de_1027celeb_land.html">top-earning dead celebrities</a>.  So why, when it comes to the new list about women, have editors decided to use the vague metric "<a href="http://www.forbes.com/2009/08/18/worlds-most-powerful-women-forbes-woman-power-women-09-angela-merkel_land.html">influence</a>?"				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5341630/why-does-forbes-measure-womens-influence-not-wealth" title="Click here to read more about Why Does Forbes Measure Women's Influence, Not Wealth?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks]]></title>
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				<ul><li><em>Forbes</em> has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and <strong>Oprah</strong> is at number one! To put things in perspective, <em>Forbes</em>' Lauren Streib writes: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5337340/oprahs-on-top-gwyneth-stinks" title="Click here to read more about Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><em>Forbes</em> compiled a list of high-earning celebrities under 30, and <strong>Beyoncé</strong> is at number one: She brought home an estimated <em>$87 million</em> over the last year, which buys a lot of leotards. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2009/07/08/beyonce-tops-rich-celebs-list-115875-21503380/">Mirror</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5309946/beyonces-flush-with-cash-brunos-cut--changed" title="Click here to read more about Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> turns 23 tomorrow, but she's allegedly already been paid $70,000 by the MGM Grand for hosting an all-day "pre-celebration" in Las Vegas last Saturday.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5305350/lindsays-birthday-cash-angelina-earns-more-than-jen" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay's Birthday Cash; Angelina Earns More Than Jen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<em>Forbes</em> is <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2009/06/09/worlds-richest-women-walton-bettencourt-business-billionaires-wealth_slide_11.html">happy to present</a> the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged WORLD'S RICHEST WOMEN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged WORLD'S RICHEST WOMEN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/world.s-richest-women/">World's Richest Women</a> today. Not surprisingly, two of the featured billionaires are Wal-Mart heiresses. (Mom 'n Pop proprietors were apparently unavailable for comment.) [<a href="http://www.forbes.com/2009/06/09/worlds-richest-women-walton-bettencourt-business-billionaires-wealth_slide_11.html">Forbes</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5285787/capitalisms" title="Click here to read more about Capitalisms">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Jun 2009 09:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Angelina Jolie was named <em>Forbes</em>' "<a href="http://www.forbes.com/2009/06/03/forbes-100-celebrity-09-main_slide_2.html">most powerful celeb in the world</a>" last week. Naomi Wolf, in the <a href="http://www.harpersbazaar.com/magazine/cover/angelina-jolie-essay-0709">new issue</a> of <em>Harper's Bazaar</em> (?) thinks it's cuz Brangie "brings together almost every aspect of female empowerment and liberation." Or something like that.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5283374/prominent-feminist-explains-why-angelina-jolie-is-best-thing-ever" title="Click here to read more about Prominent Feminist Explains Why Angelina Jolie Is Best Thing, Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				For the first time, <em>Forbes</em> has ranked the top 20 most expensive fictional houses along with their annual ranking of the 15 richest fictional characters.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5118274/homes-now-too-expensive-to-even-imagine-owning" title="Click here to read more about Homes Now Too Expensive to Even Imagine Owning">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Dec 2008 11:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Jennifer Garner has obtained a court order protecting herself from a man she believes is endangering her family. She claims Steven Burky has been "stalking and harassing" her, sending "packages and letters containing delusional and paranoid thoughts and following me around the country." The guy showed up at her house and said, "God has sent me a vision of you being persecuted in some manner that may result in your death." Burky has a blog called Satanic Panic, on which he wrote: "Are multitudes of adults resorting to human sacrifices and then repressing this information from fear of Christ..." [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/19/jen-garner-fears-for-safety/">TMZ</a>]
<li>Lindsay Lohan "sobbed in the street" after her fight with Samantha Ronson, and this report claims it was physical, with Sam "throwing punches" on the dancefloor when she saw LL dancing with her ex Calum Best. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1948237.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]
<li>Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reached an agreement regarding their divorce! Guy is refusing to take a single penny, and they'll share custody of the kids, except Lourdes, who will stay with her mom. [<a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23590041-details/Madonna+and+Guy+Ritchie+reach+divorce+deal/article.do">This Is London</a>, <a href="http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article5198176.ece">Times of London</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5094127/jennifer-garner-seeks-protection-from-psycho-stalker" title="Click here to read more about Jennifer Garner Seeks Protection From Psycho Stalker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<i>The Hills</i> is back! Season 4 will be premiering tonight on MTV at 10 p.m. and it is, like, pretty much the most <a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20215857_2,00.html">important thing <em>ever</em></a>. An executive at MTV says that the show is "like this generation's <i>A Tale of Two Cities</i> or <i>Oliver Twist</i>." Whatever: what's <em>important</em> is that its stars are getting rich. <i>Forbes</i> <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2008/08/15/viacom-mtv-conrad-biz-media-cx_lr_ls_0815hills.html?feed=rss_news">has put</a> LC on the Celebrity 100 list of the most powerful people in Hollywood and estimates her net worth at $1.5 million. Similarly, exposure on the show has benefited Bolthouse Productions, the PR company that Heidi "works" for, and People's Revolution, the fashion PR company that Whitney and LC "work" for. Everyone is making money off of the "scheduled reality," it seems. [<a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20215857_2,00.html">EW</a> & <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2008/08/15/viacom-mtv-conrad-biz-media-cx_lr_ls_0815hills.html?feed=rss_news">Forbes</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5038202/reality-millionaires" title="Click here to read more about Reality Millionaires">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<i>Forbes</i> <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2008/06/09/celebrities08_Actresses_slide_6.html?thisSpeed=15000">releases a list</a> of "The World's Most Powerful Actresses," uh did you know Cameron Diaz is "the highest-paid Hollywood actress"? • You know that "<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/science/la-me-showercurtain13-2008jun13,0,1655861.story?track=rss">new shower curtain smell</a>"? Turns out is might be toxic.• Remember when you were pissed that American Airlines was charging $15 per checked bag? Turns out United is <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/la-fi-united13-2008jun13,0,3699727.story?track=rss">doing it too</a>. • Good news Washington D.C. dwellers! The city will establish <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN1245324520080612?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&pageNumber=2&virtualBrandChannel=0">shared bike programs</a> this summer similar to Paris' pay-as-you-use bike program. • Want to land a "coveted Facebook shot" with Karl Lagerfeld? Wear t-shirts with <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/06/if_you_want_to_get_karl_lagerf_1.html">his face</a> on them! Hm, I wonder if this would work for my fave <i>Vogue</i> "staffer" <a href="http://dana.reticular.info/shirts/andre.html">ALT</a>. • Despite the media's claims that women "opt-out" of careers when they have children, more <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSN1143543620080612?feedType=RSS&feedName=lifestyleMolt">women with children</a> are working than ever before. • Protesters force Ashanti's label to <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2008/06/12/protesters-force-label-to-pull-ashantis-bloody-viral-video/">pull</a> that <a href="http://jezebel.com/5015191/viral-marketing-for-new-ashanti-album-is-ill-advised-at-best">weird video</a> they were using to promote her album. • A suit was filed in CA alleging that Whole Foods <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/06/whole_foods_may_have_shady_cos.html">mislabeled</a> their cosmetic products. • Obama launches a website to "<a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0608/Fighting_smears_gaming_Google.html">fight the smears</a>" that he is a Muslim and/or unpatriotic (because truly unpatriotic people so often run for President in a major party!). • A study reveals that <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=5051376">pot potency</a> has nearly doubled since 1983!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5016011/cameron-diaz-is-hwoods-highest-paid-actress-really--ashantis-label-pulls-bizarre-video" title="Click here to read more about Cameron Diaz Is H'Wood's Highest Paid Actress? Really? • Ashanti's Label Pulls Bizarre Video">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Forbes</em> came out with one of those "Top 100" <a href="http://www.forbes.com/lists/">lists</a> it generates every few hours and it's all about powerful women. But don't touch that scrollbar! <em>The Street</em> went through the list, did the dirty work and came back with a <a href="http://www.stockpickr.com/port/Top-Powerful-Women-Stocks/">portfolio</a> of ten stocks you can buy to support women CEOs. And boy, is it NOT PRETTY. Seriously, the list of companies they came up with is like the investment equivalent of a room full of ill-advised ex-boyfriends! Pepsi is the boring frat boy, Alcatel Lucent is the straightedge vegan bike messenger whose tattoos had some cachet in 1998 but then you realized he was (duh) broke; Kraft Foods is a really boring trust fund kid you were attracted to mainly for his <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altria_Group">nihilistic best friend</a>; and Wellpoint ..... sells <em>insurance.</em> Do I sense a <em>connection</em>?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/309943/do-women-pick-workplaces-like-they-pick-boyfriends-forbes-list-makes-you-wonder" title="Click here to read more about Do Women Pick Workplaces Like They Pick Boyfriends? Forbes' List Makes You Wonder...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We were spending so much time casting blogstones at our <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/9%5C11-never-forget/nations-coeds-dumber-than-your-girls-gone-wildest-dreams-295377.php">fellow Americans'</a> ignorance we probably deserved the humiliation of admitting we weren't familiar with the woman the great authorities at <em>Forbes</em> consider the world's most powerful woman, German Chancellor Angela Merkel. She has a PhD in physics and a picture of Catherine the Great in her office. WHY DO WE KNOW WHO ISABELLA BLOW IS AND NOT THIS LADY? Anyway, here's the embarrassing part: our <em>brother</em> is a press officer for the <em>German Embassy</em>. We consulted said brother, who just the other day introduced us to the ingenious German term "tussi," which indicates a young blond who manages to dress equal parts rich and slutty &mdash; the German equivalent of the JAP, basically (<em>ahem</em>) (Google image search result displayed at right) &mdash; as to whether <em>Forbes</em>' estimation of Angela's power was correct.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/295502/a-primer-on-the-most-powerful-woman-youve-never-heard-of" title="Click here to read more about A Primer On The Most Powerful Woman You've Never Heard Of">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:45:55 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				If women did better on "Top 100" lists maybe the list makers would stop doing all those annoying "50 Women to Watch (And <em>boy</em> are we scraping for 45-50)" lists. Right now women are only 16% of the U.S. Senate, and every time <em>Trader Monthly</em> does its list of 100 <a href="http://www.traderdaily.com/magazine/article/485.html">Masters of the Universe</a> there are only ever like two females to be found. But there's one list category on which the gender that menstruates is approaching equal representation: Fame whores! The annual <em>Forbes</em> list of Powerful Celebs is out, and there are 34 female entries on it, starting with Oprah (1),  Madonna (3), Angelina (14) Tyra (61) and, among others, Michelle Wie, Keira Knightley, Hilary Duff, Kate Moss, Barbara Walters, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and Reese Witherspoon. But we bury the lede! Lindsay Lohan, who came in at 53 last year, dropped off the list entirely, and there is <em>no mention</em> of Paris or Nicole. According to a sidebar, bad behavior <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2007/06/13/bad-girl-celebrities-07celebrities_cz_lg_0614badgirl_slide_2.html?thisSpeed=20000">erodes</a> a celebrity's <em>power</em>! Really? We wonder what their methodology on all this might be!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/269410/celebretards-are-soooooo-over-reports-forbes" title="Click here to read more about Celebretards Are Soooooo Over, Reports 'Forbes'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:02:25 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A bunch of lawmakers are mad about cigarette advertisements in women's magazines. We'd tell you who, but it's the end of the day, and what we have to say is: Pall Mall, you suck. Your yellow cardboard ads annoy <em>the shit </em>out of us. Otherwise, as we sit here scratching our heads wondering how we caught bipolar disorder, we'd like to point out, politicos, that we already KNOW we like cigarettes. Tobacco companies' ads don't sway our opinions in any way, nor do their fancy new female-friendly packages or the awful party RJ Reynolds sponsored with the Misshapes that one time we actually left the house to go to a party. While we're never quite sure whether we need a new brand of mineral foundation or variety of eye cream or formulation of sleep aid or flavor of lip gloss, we <em>know</em> we need cigarettes, at least when we can remember to leave the house, and we furthermore know that the need has <em>nothing</em> to do with advertising, and everything to do with the fact that cigarettes go fucking great with the morning Sumatra.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/266644/lawmakers-get-pissy-about-cigarette-ads-in-womens-mags" title="Click here to read more about Lawmakers Get Pissy About Cigarette Ads In Women's Mags">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Skip lunch, read these articles and kill two birds! As we went to press it was a kinda-whatever day in the markets, allegedly on bad home sales data &mdash; no surprise to all you readers whose minds are so deadened and perfume-addled from the April glossy gluttony that you shirked your womanly duties to read <a href="http://www.economist.com/printedition/">The Economist</a> last weekend! Well yeah, that's probably just us. In the future, we'll post the internet's most fun financial stories here. Basically, because we need a break from Tyra.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/247207/finance-roundup-its-a-lot-easier-to-be-thin-when-you-are-rich-our-personal-finance-roundup" title="Click here to read more about Finance Roundup: It's A Lot Easier To Be Thin When You Are Rich: Our Personal Finance Roundup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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