For those of us who can only dream of having the vocal range and equally huge diva status as Mariah Carey, Time has given us the greatest gift: the Mariah Carey Album Title Generator. Yes, even you can be Me. Now all you have to do is hire a photography crew to figure out when the next simultaneous meteor shower/aurora borealis/plasma storm (so you can have that Mimi-style St. Elmo's fire) combo takes place for your album cover. And you're all set. Ps, everyone, I'm dropping a new album. It's called, Me. I am Isha. The Vaporish Jongleur. Thanks Time.

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