Jezebel: Food Porn

Food Porn. Literally!

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 12:20:00 EDT

That is one hot tomato. Animation at the link. [Buzzfeed] More »

— Tilda Swinton

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 12:40:00 EDT

on a "lustful" food scene in which her character eats glazed prawns in the movie I am Love. [Schott's Vocab/NY Times] More »

Scientists Don't Know Why We Crave Chocolate, But Who Cares?

Megan Carpentier — Mon, 31 May 2010 14:00:00 EDT

The LA Times says that scientists aren't really sure why even just looking at chocolate can improve your mood, or if cravings are more akin to drug cravings or simply improve your mood. Shall we test those theories? More »

Memorial Day With Williams-Sonoma: Nom!

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 25 May 2010 16:40:00 EDT

Will your upcoming three-day weekend involve grilling, margaritas or making ice cream? It could, if you buy pricey gourmet gadgets from the new Williams-Sonoma catalog! More »

Mother's Day At Dean & Deluca: Cake, Pie (And Rib Roast)

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:20:00 EDT

Food porn time! The new Dean & Deluca catalog features a dark chocolae cake, a fresh pear tart and tons of candy. Grab a fork! More »

Stick A Fork Spoon In It

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:45:00 EST

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Today is World Nutella Day, and my mouth is watering just thinking about it. Talk sweet treats and whatever else gets you going, in this open thread. Happy Friday! [LA Weekly; Image via LoveJanine's Flickr.] More »

Love Don't Cost A Thing: Valentine's Day At Dean & Deluca

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:00:00 EST

How do I love thee? Let me get my wallet and count the ways. I mean, bills. Shopping at Dean & Deluca is all about the Hamiltons. Still: Let's drool over rich chocolate, melt-in-your-mouth cupcakes and mothertrucking goat cheese. More »

Mackenzie: Hot, Steamy, Scrumptious Food Porn

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:20:00 EDT

You want titillating, arousing, begging-to-be-ravished food porn? You got it. More »

Happy Returns

Anna Holmes — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:20:00 EDT

I'm baaack. (It was less walkabout, more lazeabout.) Thanks to the staff for steering the ship while I was knee-deep in friends/floods/food. Speaking of: at left, the glorious Aussie "brekky" that made a longhaul flight through my intestines on Saturday...and an excuse to talk about favorite breakfasts. More »

Man Penetrates Fruit To Explain Christian Copulation

Megan Carpentier — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:20:00 EDT

Jesusophile, a single Dutchman, has a few thoughts on why vaginal sex should be painful, the role of the clitoris and incorporating fruit into your lovemaking. We break it down with pictures after the jump.
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Stick A Fork In It

Anna Holmes — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:40:00 EST

Another Friday, another foodstuff holiday to celebrate: cherry pie. Tart reminiscing about crusts, bad 90s glam bands, and much more, in the comments. See you guys on Sunday evening for the Oscars. [National Food Holidays] More »

Strange Fruit

Anna Holmes — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:20:00 EST

At left: What happens when pussy meets phallus. (Don't blame us; Rich did it!) The only thing that would make this better is if Rich shot the footage with a night-vision camera. [fourfour] More »

Fat Chance

Sadie Stein — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:30:00 EST

This Is Why You're Fat is a site that compiles pictures of the most fattening, greasy, bacon-wrapped, deep-fried, multi-layered, monstrous foods you've ever seen. You're welcome. [This Is Why You're Fat] More »

Porno For Parsnips

Sadie Stein — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:30:00 EST

Gothamist has discovered what it terms "possibly the most obscene parsnip(s) ever." The full monty can be found after the jump. Gives "root vegetable" a whole new meaning. [Gothamist] More »

The Christmas Tradition Even My Non-Christian Friends Like

Megan Carpentier — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:20:00 EST

There is but one family tradition that I have never forsaken, not in college when I lacked a proper kitchen or in the years that I worked 16 hour days. That tradition is cookies. More »

Food For Thought: It's What's For Dinner

Anna Holmes — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:00:00 EST

Warning: The following is a spectacularly lazy post. (It's the day after Thanksgiving and in addition to full stomachs, we have blissfully empty schedules this afternoon.) But it concerns an uncontroversial subject that most everyone can relate to: Food, specifically, the meals everyone enjoyed yesterday afternoon and evening. After the jump, we offer a rundown of our Thanksgiving meals as a way to solicit anecdotes about yours. More »

Williams-Sonoma: A Pre-Thanksgiving Feast For The Eyes

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:00:00 EST

The truth is, we're probably going cram all kinds of delicious foodstuffs in our mouths and bellies tomorrow. And flipping through the Williams-Sonoma "Holiday Entertaining" catalog just gets us all excited: Between the farm-fresh cheese, the pot pies, the mouth-watering meats and the gorgeous cakes, it's like a four-course meal — for the peepers. The appetizers begin after the jump. More »

The Naked Chef: Stick Your Face In Some American Pie

Jessica G. — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:30:00 EST

You know what is the most awesome part of Thanksgiving? PIES! That's why Time has a piece on the history of pie, which includes the following detail: "Meat pies were also often part of Roman dessert courses, or secundae mensea. Cato the Younger recorded the popularity of this sweet course, and a cheesecake-like dish called Placenta, in his treatise De Agricultura." Think about that next time you chow down on some of New York's finest. Sadly, there was probably no pie at the original Thanksgiving, and the first pumpkin pie recipe did not hit cookbooks until 1675. In order to give thanks for all we'll be consuming tomorrow, we've put together some steaming pictures of pie porn... after the jump. More »

Which Flavor Of Ice Cream Would You Swap For Sex?

Megan Carpentier — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:00:00 EST

Evangelical pastor Ed Young of Texas thinks his married followers should be having more sex with their spouses. Unlike most religious leaders who might find it a bit untoward to tape a pro-sex sermon while lounging on a bed, Young thinks the cure for the financial crisis and nearly any marital crisis — including infidelity, arguments, betrayals or porn addiction — is to fuck like God intended. To help his parishioners channel their inner horndogs, Young decreed that every married couple should knock boots every day for a week. His unmarried followers, however, should skip sex and, instead, "try eating chocolate cake." But chocolate cake is so... vanilla! Unlike ice cream, which comes in at least as many flavors as sexual proclivities. So, after the jump, in keeping with Young's advice, what ice cream you should be eating to prevent you from having the kind of sex you really, really want. More »

The Naked Chef: Pfaelzer Brothers Peddle Hot Food Porn

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:00:00 EST

The Pfaelzer Brothers holiday catalog, which arrived in mailboxes yesterday, is so steamy, it's positively scandalous. Sensually photographed turkeys, steaks, shrimp and desserts, all waiting for you. Warning: Hot food porn after the jump. More »

Halloween In 2-D Looks Frighteningly Delicious

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:00:00 EDT

The Dean & Deluca Halloween catalog has some fun, tasty-looking ways to celebrate All Hallows Eve. Affordable? Not really. But if you like chocolate, cakes and food porn in general, you're in luck. Mouth-watering sweets, after the jump! More »

Pears, Pumpkin Cakes, & Homegrown Pecans

Anna Holmes — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:00:00 EDT

The first one came in last Wednesday. It was followed by another on Saturday, then another on Monday. And when the fourth food-porn catalog came in yesterday, it finally hit me: the stuff-your-face-with-food season has officially begun! No matter that Halloween is 47 days away or that the difference between now and Thanksgiving is a good 40 degrees (at least in the Northeast United States). It's time to fuck all the fresh fish and salads of summer and get down to the business of calorie-laden autumn eatin'. After the jump, a wish list of all the tasty (and somewhat expensive!) shit my massive stomach would love to handle, if not for, well, my meager bank account. More »