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See this? It's John McCain. In the spirit of Matt Drudge's celebration of Hillary Clinton's distinguished mouth wrinkles (see the attractive photo he just removed from his site after the jump!) we are, in the name of equal opportunity, using this space to document, just for you, that Hillary is not only candidate with "experience." Ron Paul is old, as is Joe Biden, and we're hoping to get a pic of Mike Huckabee's abdominal stretch marks to remind you guys that what he lacks in numerical age he more than makes up for when you think about how close to death he could be! (Also: he went to a two-year college, meaning two extra years learning by doing!) And experience can't hurt in times like these! The Iranian Navy just radioed to tell us they were planning on blowing us up, George McGovern wants to impeach George Bush, Wyoming just threw the massive heft of its GOP caucus delegation behind Mitt Romney, and sexy Lara Logan hypnotized Pervez Musharraf into admitting he blamed Bhutto for her own death i.e. maybe had her stupid reckless ass killed off. In other words, it's a good thing the Daily Show is back! More »
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