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Entertainment Weekly's new issue features Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert parodying the infamous New Yorker Obamas-as-terrorists cover as well as an interview with both of the political talk show hosts. Highlights include Colbert calling the Bush Administration's tenure "a shit burger supreme" and Stewart asking of campaign spending, "'Hey, couldn't you guys tie for $10 million, instead of a trillion?" Aw, but then how would you tell who the bigger shitburger is if they didn't run incessant ads about each other's shitburger-iness for a year? [Entertainment Weekly, New York Magazine] More »
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• So, hooray, Ted Kennedy is out of the hospital. [NY Times]
• But, tomatoes might kill all of us, and I ain't even talking about the mutant kind. [Washington Post, Killer Tomatoes, with full info from the FDA]
• But daily sex with your partner definitely won't, though it will propel you to the top of the NY Times most emailed list and, actually, that might be more depressing than killer tomatoes. [NY Times]
• But it's okay because the Democrats "stunning" refusal to grant telephone companies legal immunity for doing potentially illegal things means the terrorists are all winning so we'll all be dead soon, so you might as well eat some damn tomatoes and try fucking tonight. [NY Times]

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