OMG you guys, those rumors about Madonna and Guy Ritchie's divorce? True! Apparently the Times of London, a reputable source and not just a pulpy tabloid, Madge has hired Fiona Shackleton, who represented Paul McCartney in his recent horrendous divorce. Oh and also? Madge and Guy have no pre-nup. Let's get ready to rumble! • Christina Aguliera says she didn't give a hoot about politics until her son was born. What about the politics of assless chaps? She has been very involved with that platform for years now. • Sarah Jessica Parker is in talks to star in the film adaptation of Karen Quinn's novel the Ivy Chronicles, which the Hollywood Reporter describes as "an up-to-date take about class and the single woman in Manhattan." What a departure for her. [Perez, Us,People]