Welcome to the jungle, little baby Fergamel! You exist now! Fergie-ferg finally gave birth to the baby she made using Josh Duhamel's penis and sperms. It's a boy. And they named it Axl. After Axl Rose. Axl Rose the man.
Hhhhhh. You're reeeeeeeally determined to test my wacky-baby-name-tolerance, aren't you, celebrities? Well, FINE. I CAN HANG. In his heyday Axl Rose was a magnificent snake-babe* who cranked out tasty hit after tasty hit, and I endorse this moving tribute**. (Although, missed opportunity to name it Duff McBaby, imo.)