<![CDATA[Jezebel: Fatwa]]>

<![CDATA[Jezebel: Fatwa]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Fatwa]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/fatwa http://jezebel.com/tag/fatwa <![CDATA[Sex Over 40 Is Dangerous! And You Can Get Chlamydia In Your Eye!]]>

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A "glamorous" 70-year-old woman went into her doctor's office complaining of an eye infection. It turns out that she didn't have "dry eye" - a swab of in infected area showed she had chlamydia. In her eye.

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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5596678&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Lydia Hearst: "I Am All Business. I Am All Work"]]>

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Ugh, Lydia Hearst. She is a 23-year-old daughter of Patty Hearst, meaning her real last name is "Shaw," and she has had a cartoonishly charmed life too cartoonish to even joke about, because it's not like she actually does anything, except model and socialize and write a biweekly page of gibberish for Page Six Magazine about which she just said:

"I sit down and I write what I'm thinking and what I feel—it happens all at once, I never stop writing. Probably when I go home tonight, I'm going to open my computer and just start typing... I always envision myself being a Hemingway type—sitting in a dark corner with my glass of, I guess it would be, my glass of tequila and lime juice— that's how I do it."

Okay, so why why why did I just fill my brain with all three pages of Lydia Hearst data points such as ... she collects Barbies...dislikes champagne...thinks exercise constitutes work...gets Iran and Cuba mixed up...endorses Colbert for president...wears size six shoes...calls her group of friends "The 2.0."??? More »
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There is no justice in the world: President Bush has commuted Scooter Libby's jail sentence. [MSNBC]

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John Travolta goes all Tom Cruise and says to 'just say no' to psychiatric drugs. Believe us, we've tried. And all that happened was a lot of crying and a lot of weight-gain. [ABC News]

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