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When Kathy Griffin hosted VH1's Divas Salute the Troops over the weekend, she joked that Bristol Palin had gained so much weight during Dancing With The Stars that she'd become the "white Precious." More »
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Last night on Comedy Central's Roast of David Hasselhoff, each roaster ripped into not only David, but one another, and the "fat chick" jokes about comedian Lisa Lampanelli were not only excessive, but tiresome. More »
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Brody Jenner's new girlfriend, model Cora Skinner, is a really classy lady. On her MySpace blog, you learn that she loves country music and Family Guy, but she hates sushi, fatties and feelings. "Don't be a hater, fatties," Cora admonishes. But the best part is an entry from around this time last year. "Watch for me on VH1's Celebrity Sex Life Special, Jan 23. I'll be modeling lingerie that Britney Spears bought. (but in a smaller size.)" [MySpace] More »
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Remember how Jessica and I put on some American Apparel monstrosities and looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag? The point, of course, was to look disgusting, and while most of the comments from you Jezzies were totally supportive, other people just didn't get it. They said that we looked gross and fat because we are gross and fat. And one of those comments told us that we needed "less blogging, more jogging." Silly boys! In this digital day and age, that's not how you lose weight; that's what Photoshop is for! After the jump, check out the "better" versions of our American Apparel-ed bodies. More »
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