I swear I didn’t pick this assignment because Sean gave me such an impressive compliment (okay, maybe it helped):
Thank God for you. You are like the Allied Forces of Fashion. Rescuing people the world over.
Yes, this is a man’s item. Yes, I am a man writing you. But I’m gay – does that help? Tots obsessed with Brad Pitt in WWZ. Where did he get this scarf? Why does he insist on keeping it? Why can I not have it – unwashed? I guess the next best thing is to buy my own. But I can’t find it anywhere! Will you help me?
Help find this gender neutral rag-like thing. For Sean. Who thinks I’m special.
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