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This is "Santa With Butt Plug," a 25-foot high bronze statue sculpted by artist Paul McCarthy for the city of Rotterdam. I just picked it out to illustrate a post I am doing on Art Basel, the Miami art show, even though when I read the fine print I realized this picture was taken at Art Basel, the Swiss art show after which the Miami Art Show, happening now, is named. Don't worry if you're at the Miami one, though! There you can buy a whole set of replica buttplug-wielding Santas, rendered in chocolate. (Oooooh, missed opportunity for a Stella reference! Damn.) Anyway, why am I writing about an art show? What do I know about art? Well, irrespectively, nothing and there is absolutely shit-all going on right now, apparently because everyone, Lance Armstrong and Jessica Simpson and "an insatiable herd of 40,000 of the trendiest, skinniest people on Earth", is in Miami. More »
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