This is the ninth week of Jezebel’s first annual Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League, a fantasy league about the Kardashians, the Jenners, and closely-related family members. The rules are here; playoffs are January 9, 2016.
This week all teams hit a midseason lull, but they did so while running the ground with a dogged ferocity. Though Thanksgiving put the league’s mindset through the ringer—not to mention, slowed most every player down on the field—Commish has a good feeling going into the holiday season, particularly since every team thrives on product, and product is what gets the ol’ GDP over the hump at the end of every year. Our earliest best bet is on Team Nobody, whose MVP Kylie Jenner sold out three lipsticks and landed on the cover of Interview dressed like a BDSM doll in Gucci pumps. The onslaught was enough to push her team to the top of the heap, while former contenders Team Bush & the Tush and Team the Gross Fan nosedived into a tie for last place. It’s a long and rocky road from here.
Blog mentions: +57
App mentions: +4
Magazine cover: +20
Lip kit launch: +10
Sold out in 30 seconds or whatever: +5
Blog mentions: 0
Bambi, Norman and Other Dog Jenner:
Blog mentions: +1
Dog gets skinny-shamed by the Daily Mail: +5
Coach just realized they have their own Insta: -2
Insta has not been updated in 36 weeks: -3