
By Dodai Stewart
Jun 3, 2008 9:00 AM
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- So you know those false reports about Angelina giving birth to twins? They may have been part of a scheme to discredit people who speak on her behalf. Angie's lawyers have reportedly circulated a letter to various media outlets warning of an impostor who's been dishing out erroneous info, pretending to be Angelina's assistant, Holly Goline. Oooh, a sinister plot! Love it. [E!]
- Entertainment Tonightbroadcast a story about Angelina's twins being born — and has not retracted or corrected it. [Breitbart]
- Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer totally had a double date with Courteney Cox and David Arquette. The foursome hung at the Cox-Arquette home and watched the sunset from the deck. [People]
- Oh no, Jen and John might get matching "J" tattoos. Permanent ink for a boyfriend is bad news bears, even if it is your initial. [Perez Hilton]
- Amy Winehouse was in court and got in trouble for repeatedly mouthing "I Love You" to Blake Incarcerated. The judge ordered her to stop communicating with the defendant. [The Sun]
- Tatum O'Neal now says that her drug bust saved her. She turned to alcohol and drugs after her dog died. "She was the fabric of our family. We had to let her go to heaven. My daughter and I had to put her down. It was too horrible for words." [NY Post]
- Kim Cattrall has a new HBO show! She'll play a New York middle-aged wife/mother who rediscovers her sexuality and begins to question her life choices. The show is an adaptation of the British series Sensitive Skin starring Joanna Lumley, aka Patsy of Absolutely Fabulous. Will you tune in? [LA Times]
- The fire at Universal Studios was accidentally ignited by workers using a blowtorch on the roof of a movie set building facade. [Yahoo News]
- The actors who voice The Simpsons have just signed a four-year deal for about $400,000 an episode. (Fingers templed together) Exxxcellent. [UPI]
- R. Kelly trial update: The prosecution rests! [USA Today]
- Drew Lachey and 7th Heaven's Stephen Collins have joined the cast of Spamalot. [UPI]
- Rob Lowe and his wife deny everything in nannygate, and have filed a document with 24 reasons why a countersuit from Laura Boyce is bullshit. [E!]
- Tori Amos has split with record label Epic and "chosen the path of independence." Good luck! [Billboard]
- Australian singer Sam Sparro says Madonna is "vulgar" and "not young and sexy any more." He also says: "I definitely think she's had some work done - like a recent facelift." And you are? [News.com.au]
- Coldplay's collaboration with Kylie Minogue was cut from their new album because it was too sexy? LOL. [The Sun]
- Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester: Cornered by Angie Harmon, who says she is "obsessed" with the show. Get in line! [Page Six]
- Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes had a housewarming party over the weekend and invited "everyone he's been having issues with": Sumner Redstone, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey and "all the gays." [Page Six]
- Nick Cannon's ex, Victoria's Secret Selita Ebanks: Seen getting "cozy" with Kanye West. [Page Six]
- Two blind items! First: "Which movie mogul must rein in his overly flirtatious girlfriend, who's ticking off Hollywood wives? At a recent party in Cannes, the wife of a billionaire director/producer told the mogul, 'Get your girlfriend away from my husband.'" Second: "Which magazine editor evicted his hottie tenant from his downtown Manhattan pad because he suspected she was doing drugs and entertaining men for extra cash?" [Page Six]
- Dina Lohan: Due in Family Court this morning. She faces "immediate arrest and imprisonment" if she doesn't show up. Ex-husband Michael is reopening their divorce case, because she won't let him see his younger children. Plus: Michael claims Dina binge-drinks and sees herself as "a manager first, friend second, and mother third." [Rush & Molloy]
- Ashlee Simpson is maybe having a boy. Pete Wentz IV? [Rush & Molloy]
- Lawyers for Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis have subpoenaed Eliot Spitzer's "friend," Ashley Dupre. She's suing them for $10 million after they offered her a $1 million deal and then discovered they already had video of her in their vaults. Messy, messy business. [TMZ]
- Video of Hayden Panettiere, getting knocked down by paparazzi. [Hollywood.TV via ONTD
- Made Of Honor star Michelle Monaghan: Expecting her first child. [People]
- The Black Eyed Peas will hold a private concert in Shanghai to support Red Cross relief efforts for victims of the earthquake in China. [ET]
- Rihanna skateboards? Love that. [Mirror]
- Lily Allen will have a cameo in a new movie called Lesbian Vampire Killers. Oscarwatch! [The Sun]
- The producers of a movie promoting intelligent design are allowed to use a 15-second snippet of John Lennon's "Imagine" in their film. And, uh, Ben Stein is involved in this flick. [Wired]
- Charlie Sheen and new wife Brooke Mueller say kids are the next step, if you care at all. [People]
- Taylor Dayne, who was busted in March for DUI has a court date: June 12. Tell it to my heart! [E!]
- Bill Murray's 1997 pre-nup said stuff like in the "event of marital discord," his wife would relinquish her rights to alimony receive a lump-sum "marital award" of $7 million. Except, you know, now she is asking the court if that document is still valid. [Slate]
- RIP Hugh Jarret, a backup singer for Elvis. [USA Today]
- Nile Rodgers (who founded the disco band Chic, penned hits for Sister Sledge and Diana Ross, and produced records for Madonna, David Bowie, Duran Duran and Debbie Harry) just got a book deal to write a memoir about about being born to a 14-year-old mother, growing up in Greenwich Village in the '60s and dropping acid with Timothy Leary at 13. He's packed in a lot of living. [Page Six]
- "Who wants to be around loud music and drunk young bitches all night? I ain't with that at all." — Pharrell Williams on why he doesn't like partying, in Paper magazine. [Paper]
- OMFG you guys: 9 To 5: The Musical!!! Dolly Parton herself wrote the music and lyrics for the play, which will go into rehearsals in New York in July before moving to Los Angeles!!! [ET]

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