This catchy song stars your freshman year musical theater roommate — you know, the one who sang the entire first act of Evita whilst using all the hot water — and all of her triple threat friends. They got together, dropped some acid (or not, they are a naturally cheerful people!) and made this enjoyably grating Sondheim-esque ode to Facebook.

The part at the end where they all start to go ballistic is obviously the best. I kinda wanted the finale to be an epic disaster movie sort of thing, but we can't always get what we want, can we? Us Facebook users knows that better than anyone.

Can we go back to 2005? Things were so much simpler then.