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Kirstie Alley says she's lost 100 pounds. "I feel like I'm back in my element," she adds. "I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like." She denies going under the knife: "I haven't had plastic surgery, but here's the reason: People do plastic surgery to make you look younger," she said. "I don't think it makes you look younger ... it can make you look weirder." And! The highly quotable lady says of dating: "This is what I think about sex. I think it's fun to hook up every night for six months ... Then it's time to move on!" [NYDN] More »
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Last we reported, Fabio had begun starring in a series of Old Spice commercials, claiming to be the "New Old Spice Guy." We were worried. Then on Monday, Fabio challenged the old Old Spice Guy to a duel, and Isaiah Mustafa accepted. More »
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We're confused: is Fabio really the new Old Spice guy or are the new series of Old Spice ads featuring Italian model with golden locks just some kind of publicity stunt? More »
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Sadie's trashy reads series and revisiting of the rapey romance novel inspired me to reread a rape-laden book that scandalized me in my adolescence. This one was called The Conqueror, and it had Fabio on the cover. More »
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• Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]

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What is it about men and hair? Women are always the ones said to be washing, dying, fixing, cutting and obsessing over their tresses, but some guys can be very attached to their locks — dating back to Samson. And why is it that some guys will, completely unapologetically, rock the worst hair ever seen by human eyes? And act proud of it? Radar has a list of fashion-industry men with "fancy locks," including designer Alexander Wang and Vogue editor Hamish Bowles. But they've got nothing on the dudes rounded up on WOW Report (from a NSFW blog called Fey Friends) in their post, "Inexcusable Hairdos on the Nude Dudes of Playgirl". See men with contemptible coifs of yesteryear — as well as hideous hair of today — after the jump. More »
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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Fabio On George Clooney: "He Is A Dog Whose Noise Is Worse Than His Bite": "Fabio: I Can't Believe It's Not Relevant!" We say: we're just waiting for the day Relevance comes in an easy-to-use spray. • Worst, in response to Teen Rape, MySpace & Child Protection Laws: "Not to be a stickler for grammar but let's check our editing Gals." We say: it's hard to accept grammar lessons from someone with the handle IncredsTotesLovesIt. Just sayin'! More »
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"I was using the industry. I used the fashion industry, the whole business, for money, for chicks, for a lifestyle. But I never let them use me. And now they think I'm still desperate for a job, for work. Like I'll do anything. I don't care if I'm never on TV again." Ah, how we love the smell of bitterness in the morning! Especially when it emanates from the lips of the one, the only...Fabio. The "hunk" is profiled in this month's issue of Details magazine, and if you think he's a little pissy about the fashion industry, he's downright disgusted by George Clooney. And what, you might ask, could these two men possibly have to do with one another? Glad you asked! More »
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Publishers Weekly blogger Barbara Vey plays devil's advocate today and wonders if men can write romance. Although Vey calls out Nicholas Sparks (A Walk to Remember), Paul Levine and Tim Dorsey as good romance-writing dudes. I favor the more sarcastic Charles Baxter and his hilariously sweet novel The Feast of Love. Any male writers make your hearts sing? [Publishers Weekly] More »
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• Brad Pitt is not comfortable with Angelina Jolie's love scenes with co-star James McAvoy in her upcoming movie, Wanted — he's actually downright jealous, says a source. [MSNBC]

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• The scene: Miami, the last stop on Jennifer Lopez's concert tour. J. Lo: "Marc and I are expecting a baby!" The crowd: Goes wild. Us, reading this: No shit, Sherlock. [People]

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It's hump day! Also known as the day in which we digest every major tabloid and pick out the good bits for you, gentle reader. In this week's rundown, Britney wore a really hideous Halloween costume and her kids' teeth are going to fall out, Angelina is possibly getting it on with either her new bodyguard, Billy, or her Wanted co-star James McAvoy, Us Weekly continues their probably lucrative love affair with the cast of the Hills, and Jezebel favorite Tyra Banks alienates her banker paramour's friends with her cray cray behavior. Intern Sharon helped us compile all the info you're secretly dying to know but embarrassed to be caught reading on the subway, after the jump. More »
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