Jezebel: Eyebrows

Eyebrow-Shaping Is Pressing Issue For Today's Troops

Anna North — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 11:50:00 EDT

Eyebrow-plucking and threading are gaining favor among today's soldiers, but not everyone is happy about the new trend. A 2007 Marine Corps regulation states, "excessive plucking or removal of eyebrows is not authorized, except for medical reasons." And Lt. Col. Jerry Turner says, "I don't get it, I just don't get it. And you're not going to get me to get it." Added Turner, "Get off my lawn." More »

Decembrow: Because You're Not Hairy Enough

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 15:45:00 EST

Ladies: did you feel left out by all of the dudely mustache-growing that took place during last month's Movember? Don't fret! Decembrow promises to allow you to loudly and proudly parade your forehead 'stache. More »

Eyebrows: The New Thing It's Your Duty To Obsess Over

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:40:00 EST

On July 16, in The New York Times, William Van Meter wrote, "The newest trend in eyebrows is to get rid of them altogether." A headline in today's Times reads: "After Overplucking, It's Time To Call The Professionals." Oh dear. More »

American Apparel CEO: Brooke Shields' Eyebrows A Definite "Yes"

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:00:00 EST

A female tipster and American Apparel employee writes to us today, claiming that pervy company head Dov Charney is not only a fascist, he's the worst kind of fascist. An eyebrow fascist! More »

ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

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Last night, after a rather embarrassing "teach" on "hula hip-hop," the finalists were informed that two girls would be eliminated at judging, meaning that we already know our two finalists, and there's only one more episode left in this cycle. More »

Semenya "Shattered" By Ordeal • Warning Issued For Breast Pumps

Katy Kelleher — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:40:00 EDT

• According to reports, Caster Semenya has been "completely shattered" by the results of her gender testing. An athletics official from South Africa said Semenya reads every paper thoroughly, and has "no escape" from the constant publicity. • More »

ANTM Recap Part 2: Frowning With Your Eyebrows

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:00:00 EDT

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Makeovers already? On last night's premiere, the 14 finalists got their "Tyovers" right away, which disappointingly included very few weaves. Instead, invisible eyebrows are the theme this cycle. Maybe not having them makes the girls look taller? More »

"The Newest Trend In Eyebrows Is To Get Rid Of Them Altogether"

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:40:00 EDT

"Could no eyebrows be a reflection of economic downturn? Having no eyebrows is certainly a way to express oneself without buying a product." Or just: Creepy. (Kim K's already on it!) [NY Times, The Life Files] More »

The Eyes Have It

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:20:00 EDT

Has Ingrid Grimes-Miles, Michelle Obama's makeup artist, given Ms. O the exact same eyebrows she has? (Does that make them less "angry"?) [NY Mag] More »

Brow Beaten

Anna Holmes — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:45:00 EDT

Oh brother. [Glamour] More »

Put Your Eyebrows On A Diet

Anna North — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:30:00 EST

Cosmo's Andrea Levinthal says if you can't hit gym, just let your eyebrows grow. "Who knew??" says Levinthal. "I always thought the thinner, the brow, the thinner I looked." Congratulations, Andrea, that means you were thinking about this. We're going to take your advice a step further and spray our faces with Rogaine, to conceal that hideous facial chub beneath a luxuriant beard. [Cosmo] More »

"Is It Possible To Get Hemorrhoids From Anal Sex?"

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about felching, music, and homophobia. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »

How Eyebrows Explain The World

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:47:13 EDT

Dark, bushy brows are back! These things are cyclical, like hemlines and the circumference of pants legs. But just like mini-skirts and elephant bell-bottoms, they don't look good on everyone. Case in point: Miss Sienna Miller! ABCNews asked London's "eyebrow shaper to the stars" for an opinion. "Personally, I think they look hideous," said Vaishaly Patel. "When you've got blond hair the number one rule is not to have black eyebrows. I think they're a lovely shape but just on the wrong person." More »