Just when you thought things could not get anymore ridiculous in the world, someone comes along and invents this: Eric Klarenbeek, a Dutch designer and artist, has created "eye jewelry," an accessory that literally hangs from your eyeball. The jewelry is meant to make the wearer look like she is crying via crystal tears hanging from medical wire attached to a contact lens. The other aspect that might bring one to tears? A lens and accessory set costs about $353. Ouch. [Times of London]