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			<title><![CDATA[Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood]]></title>
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				Blame the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5166781/getting-to-the-bottom-of-a-painful-issue">hemorrhoids conversation and comments</a> posted yesterday: Last night I had a long, extremely vivid dream about taking a shit. Luckily, there's a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/10/science/10tier.html?_r=1">story</a> in today's <em>New York Times</em> about dreams and their meaning.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5167344/pillow-talk-the-meaning-of-dreams-depends-on-the-mood" title="Click here to read more about Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				Do you ever get up from the toilet and take a look at your poo? Leslie Crawford did, and wrote about it for <em>Salon</em>. See, there's this incredibly successful new book, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Whats-Your-Poo-Telling-You/dp/0811857824"><em>What's Your Poo Telling You?</em></a>, which you can pick up at Urban Outfitters, among other places. Because excrement is not just "ejecta," as Crawford calls it. Solid human waste is "a crystal ball of intestinal health." The book's authors, Josh Richman and Anish Sheth, M.D., write: "Like a snowflake, each poo has a wondrous uniqueness." Plus, many poopers experience "poo-phoria." You know the feeling:  				<a href="http://jezebel.com/367065/pooping-the-new-hot-shit" title="Click here to read more about Pooping: The New Hot Shit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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