Finally someone (a literal goddamn genius, I bet!) has figured out why men take up too much room on the subway—because they are saving room for cats! Obviously!
From the devious minds at SavingRoomForCats, we now have a convincing explanation for why this happens. Because Cat Overlords demand spaces to comfortably rest between people's legs. OF COURSE.
Why didn't we realize this before? It seems so apparent now.
Images via Saving Room for Cats.