Esquire Thinks DSK's Problem Was A Bad Blowjob [UPDATED]

Strangely, this article cheerfully giving tips to guys on getting blowjobs (with bonus history lesson!) does not begin and end with, “Don’t rape someone.” Allegedly.

(As of now, the tweet from Esquire‘s official account has been deleted without explanation. We’ve asked the magazine’s reps for comment.)

Update: Esquire is really sorry if you somehow don’t find forced oral sex hilarious: “Sometimes our sense of humor doesn’t come out the way we intend. Sorry if our previous Tweet offended anyone.”