It's probably not a happy thing that I was this psyched that ESPN's "ESPY Awards" took place last night in L.A. But it's been so long since we had a real live awards show to critique! Of course, ESPYs are a little off the beaten track, in that you get a liberal dose of athletes sprinkled amongst the usual Listers. Prepare to feast your eyes on Posh and Becks, Lisa Leslie, Kate Walsh, various Kardashians, Gastineaux and Girls Next Door - all after his extra-sportif jump.

The Good: