Here's a sneak peek at my new book, THE RULES ACCORDING TO JWOWW
Rule 32: Reheated pasta never tastes the same
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There is so much breaking news on cable TV that I get excited when it's not
breaking news!less than a minute ago via webLarry King
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@kingsthings Hi Larry Queen! xx!less than a minute ago via webboygeorge
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I live in a tiny 3 room apt but still when my housekeeper comes she eats a meal &takes a shitless than a minute ago via TwittelatorSarah Silverman
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so a while ago i said i gave the most intense interview i have ever given. well the secret was it was for @vanityfairmagless than a minute ago via webJustin Bieber
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Ava Cutrone on Justin Beiber / Selena Gomez hookup: well now that's just great but to be honest I think Selena could do better!less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitterKelly Cutrone
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A guy asked me "what show do I know u from?" after I mentioned at least 3 he said "nope, never saw em. I think I just know u from starbucks"less than a minute ago via webDan Cortese
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the perfect slippers for the day! http://twitpic.com/3mopstless than a minute ago via TwitpicKaty Perry
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Happy 1st monday of 2011! This is your year! All things are possible with God!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®Mariah Carey
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Oprah's favorite color is green! #thingsilearnwatchingOWNless than a minute ago via webNicky Hilton
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Given the tragic roots of this nation's race problem, maybe a different name for Oprah's new network? #OWNless than a minute ago via EchofonSeth MacFarlane
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I thought you were my soulmate but my soulmate would blow me more often.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitterNot Zach G.
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Ever feel like a tweet is specifically for you? No? Ah... too humble! I felt so. I don't care if I'm right — I'm enjoying thinking so.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitterErika Christensen
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