http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png http://jezebel.com/tag/erik parker http://jezebel.com/tag/erik parker

Erik Parker wants to help us, ladies. He knows we're all just dying to know what it takes to keep men happy, so he's laying it out there as best he can, listing the "11 Things He Wants From You," a list of basics that he deems essential to the survival of any relationship. "Guys can be needy," Parker says, "So here's a compilation of the thoughts and acts that will require minimal sacrifice on your part while bringing us untold pleasure. Read it, learn it, try it. Thank you." Oh I read it, Erik Parker. It's the same stupid list we've been getting for the past 20 years: Men love their sports teams! Men want you to go down on them in a super enthusiastic way! Men need their bro-time, bro! Reading the list is a bit like reading a receipt from Stereotypes R'Us. A look at a few of Parker's requests, with some advice of our own attached, after the jump. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5096999&view=rss&microfeed=true