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Dear Hollywood: We Notice When You Change A Major Element Of A Show

Sadie Stein — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 14:30:00 EDT

Y'know, they don't call us "viewers" for nothing. When you change a major element of a show, we notice. The latest: Cougar Town's creator has reportedly said that he might change that show's awful title. Okay, now it's getting insulting. More »

Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]

Madonna Can't Have Mercy

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Madonna's adoption of a second Malawian child: Denied.

Miley Cyrus Is Not Dead

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST

Miley Cyrus's YouTube account was hacked yesterday and a video was posted, claiming that the star is dead. The description reads: "Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we'll never forget you!" It's all a lie and has since been pulled down. [Perez Hilton]
Prince goes door-to-door in LA to preach the word of the Jehovah's Witnesses. Ahem. [Page Six]
Jessica Alba is delighted by motherhood: "Everything is cute, everything is fun," say says, "including the explosive diarrhea — the best ever." Ew, sounds… shitty. [UPI]
Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have split; she's back in London, alone and he may want to get back with his wife, Rosetta. Who will Sienna date next? [Daily Mail]
Wanda Sykes was at a gay rights rally in Las Vegas on Saturday; she told the crowd: "You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn't feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life. Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. But that's the way people should be able to live their lives." But, Sykes said, Prop 8 made her feel like she was being attacked. "Now, I gotta get in their face," she said. "I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay." [Breitbart]

Brad Pitt To Jen Aniston: STFU

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST

Oprah asked Jennifer Aniston about calling Angelina's behavior "uncool." Jen said she was merely responding to the reporter's question. "I basically just answered it as honestly as I could." Plus, did you know that her flick, Marley And Me, is opening the same day as Brad Pitt's The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button? [People]
Brad Pitt called Jen and cut her a slice of "shut it" cake. [TMZ]
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are heading to Paris, where they'll get engaged, says a spy. "After spending weeks discussing rings, they want to visit two leading jewellers there with their finalised design." OMG please do it at the top of the Eiffel Tower? Please? [Mirror]
Prince Harry on his hair: "I'm not ginger. I'm auburn, that's what I've been told." Some of us would beg to differ, dear. [Telegraph]
Oh God: Sarah Palin on Desperate Housewives? [Page Six]
Madonna told a friend that A-Rod "has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body." Vom. [Page Six]

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 11:40:00 EST

George Clooney and Eriq LaSalle will return for the series finale of E.R, the new issue of TV Guide reports. In related news, George Clooney has just learned that E.R. is still on the air. • Click here to see Christina Aguilera's new commercial for Target. It is a Roy Lichtenstein-inspired piece of pop and it looks kind of amazing for a piece of capitalist claptrap! • Tom Arnold is speaking out about being sexually abused as a young child. After a stint in rehab in the 90s, Arnold found the strength to confront his abuser. "With the help of a private investigator, I found him and confronted him at his office. Coming out of the building, I felt pure joy," Arnold tells People. [TV Guide, Just Jared, People] More »

Update on the story of the woman who died...

Maria — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:45:00 EDT

Update on the story of the woman who died on the floor of the ER waiting room of a Brooklyn hospital: The attention from the public has forced the hospital to make some changes. Six hospital employees have been fired or suspended including employees directly involved with the incident and employees at the managerial level. Additionally, the hospital is enacting reforms, including limits to the number of patients in the psychiatric emergency ward and patient checks every 15 minutes. [CNN] More »

Williams Sisters Closer To Wimbledon Finals • Ignored Woman Dies On ER Floor In Brooklyn Hospital

Maria — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:40:00 EDT

The Williams sisters could both qualify for the Wimbledon final as they both reached the semifinals. • Missouri, the home of Megan Meier, has outlawed harassment via computers, text messages and other electronic devices. • A woman collapsed and was ignored by patients, doctors, and security guards as she died on the floor of an emergency room in Kings County Hospital in Brooklyn. Absolutely disgusting behavior from these people. •"Divorce experts" report that a rocky marriage could have something to do with birth order/ believing ridiculous claims about divorce. • Protests of a teen girl's death in China have forced police to reopen the case and highlight the growing distrust of local officials by Chinese citizens. More »

Angela Bassett: Boarding The ER Ship To Troubletown

maria — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:00:00 EDT

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