It's not enough that Katy Perry became famous by advocating faux-lesbianism, gay stereotyping, and racist performances/music videos. She also spends her time chiding other pop stars for displaying their sexuality, while she alone knows when to "put it away."
Now she's trying to distance herself from frenching Miley Cyrus at the latter's concert, with this quote:
"I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do," Perry said, according to E! News.
"Then she like tried to move her head and go deeper and I pulled away."
"God knows where that tongue has been," Perry said on Tuesday. "We don't know! That tongue is so infamous!"
Miley Cyrus may be a lot of things, but she isn't dumb, and she isn't afraid to call out hypocrisy when she sees it, like in this great subtweet toward Perry and her ex(es):
Girl if ur worried abt where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT �� been pic.twitter.com/IO6KwRzw2y
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2014
I've never liked her so much in my life.