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				What happens when you cross an over-saturated bottled water market with a Japanese person whose loose understanding of English isn't going to stop them from slapping it on everything? You get <a href="http://worldofwonder.net/archives/2008/Aug/06/the_lap_of_luxury.wow">Pet Sweat</a>. Mm, sounds...disgusting? Well, we can only hope that this is the result of an English mix-up for water marketed for pets and not, you know, <i>actual</i> bottled sweat from puppies. On second thought, who would buy bottled water for pets anyways?  Surely nothing this absurd would happen in America, <a href="http://www.k9waterco.com/">right</a>? <a href="http://petrefresh.com/">Right</a>? <i>(Image via <a href="http://worldofwonder.net">WOW</a>.)</i> [<a href="http://worldofwonder.net/archives/2008/Aug/06/the_lap_of_luxury.wow">WOW</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5034278/tastes-like-slobber" title="Click here to read more about Tastes Like Slobber">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<category><![CDATA[Pet Sweat]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Adventures in Engrish]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[bottled water]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Bottled Water for dogs]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Consumerism]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Dog water]]></category>
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			<category><![CDATA[Japan]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Pet water]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Trends]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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