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				You might be forgiven if, upon <a href="http://www.adgabber.com/video/sarah-palin-copywriter-for-her">watching this video</a> of Sarah Palin meeting with and talking to heads of state, you think to yourself, "But, Sarah Palin has never address the United Nations!" Because <em>we</em> did. The video mashes up some actual audio of Palin discussing foreign policy and the religious case for "Drill, Baby, Drill" with footage of "Palin" discussing those things with heads of state, as she might be called to do as VP (or, God forbid, President). It might be the scariest thing you see all Halloween. Click on the picture at left to watch. [<a href="http://www.adgabber.com/video/sarah-palin-copywriter-for-her">AdGabber</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5072366/a-dystopian-vision-of-our-foreign-policy-future" title="Click here to read more about A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Conventional Crap: Vice-Presidential Viagra? Palin Stiffens The Dick Of The RNC]]></title>
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				This conventioneering thing is almost done, and, sadly, so am I. Despite the barn burning, roof-raising, political cock-stiffening speech that Alaska governor Sarah Palin gave at the Republican convention last night, I am still tired (and slightly late to my own crappy party) this morning. Luckily, HuffPo blogger <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/reporting/jason-linkins">Jason</a> <a href="http://dceiver.blogspot.com/">Linkins</a> always waits for <a href="http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/blogs/glamocracy">me</a> and has funny things to say; after the jump we talk Palin, Rudy, Palin, McCain, Palin, Huckabee, and more Palin.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5045332/conventional-crap-vice+presidential-viagra-palin-stiffens-the-dick-of-the-rnc" title="Click here to read more about Conventional Crap: Vice-Presidential Viagra? Palin Stiffens The Dick Of The RNC">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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