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			<title><![CDATA[Wingnut Says Gays In Military Caused Mass Bird Deaths]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: V17WGTvPHGg --><!-- /videoId: V17WGTvPHGg --> That's right, <a href="http://www.grist.org/article/2011-01-10-birds-are-dying-because-of-dont-ask-dont-tell-repeal">this lady</a> really thinks that birds are falling out of the sky because "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" was repealed.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5730482/wingnut-says-gays-in-military-caused-mass-bird-deaths" title="Click here to read more about Wingnut Says Gays In Military Caused Mass Bird Deaths">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Jan 2011 09:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Separation Of Church And State]]></title>
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				...as defined by former Alaska Governor <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sarahpalin" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sarahpalin" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sarahpalin/">Sarah Palin</a> on the evening of February 6, 2010.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5465957/the-separation-of-church-and-state" title="Click here to read more about The Separation Of Church And State">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[How To Outsource Your Pregnancy To India, Brought To You By 'Marie Claire']]></title>
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				Because our skills are so very very unique and, as globalization fanboy Tom Friedman would say, "<a href="http://ome.ksu.edu/id/blog/idos/article/job_security_and_being_an_untouchable_id/">untouchable</a>," we didn't really worry about career competition from the, you know, caste of characters formerly known as the "untouchables." But then! Perez Hilton <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0626071perez1.html">exposed</a> the fact that even celebrity bloggers are coming from the Third World these days. And now this, from the August issue of <em>Marie Claire</em>:<blockquote>Customer service, tech support..these days we outsource everything to India. So why not pregnancy?</blockquote>NO LIKE REALLY TRULY. Pretty soon the Indians are not only going to be photographing and blogging about our celebuspawns, they're going to be, like, <em>spawning</em> them!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/284010/how-to-outsource-your-pregnancy-to-india-brought-to-you-by-marie-claire" title="Click here to read more about How To Outsource Your Pregnancy To India, Brought To You By 'Marie Claire'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Jul 2007 14:30:51 EDT]]></pubDate>
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